Biopics About Horses Only

Because Secretariat is the only one that's good. Sagittarius. INFJ. Oswald the Octopus Stan.

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Why are people expecting me to be productive and make decisions when it's literally warm outside

[trigona-necrophaga]

Girls only want one thing and it’s a velvet upholstered window seat to read on while it rains

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[c3rvida3]

Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) is everything people who don't watch enough bad movies think Shaun of the Dead is, but with vampires and also the really hot guy from Cabin in the Woods is in it and also Matthew Lillard for five seconds and like any movie worth your time, it is on Tubi right now when you need it most. I love you.

[c3rvida3]

How you're all reacting to finding out which guy from Cabin in the Woods I consider the really hot one.

[goldcrescent]

I really love the idea that Ned thinks he’s a gentle parent but like….by northern standards. He’ll be like ah I remember what this was like I can’t be as harsh as my father…..boy hostage fetch my sword I have decided you children will watch me perform a beheading instead of the traditional bloodeagle. I know know I’m getting soft in my old age (27)

[goldcrescent]

One time at a feast he publicly tells Sansa and Arya that as young ladies if they’re ever stranded in the arctic (the front yard in february) it’s okay with him if they choose a swift death by blade instead of a slow one from a combination of the elements and a polar bear and Roose is like see this is what you get for voting in a fucking liberal. Maege pulls Ned aside and she’s like listen I know we’re both trying this new age parenting thing but if being mauled by bears is good enough for my girls it’s good enough for yours

[horseysurprise-blog]

Are you actually that stupid?

not to my knowledge

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

What's your opinion on the sexualization of Halloween?

halloween is inherently sexy. demons? the devil? ghosts and goblins? Hot

[girlnephew]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[setulose]

Stop calling me a vampire that's so disrespectful to us I mean them

[teenytinymoss]

I’m always a slut for libraries with beautiful architecture

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[shesnake]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[castielchitaqua]

im never serious but I always mean it