erica, i feel like this might be a good time to ask this - what is your 1d butt order?
THIS IS A TOUGH QUESTION. v. tough. I spent.. quite a long time google image searching before making this decision. Let me first say that all butts are beautiful and I especially love all 1D butts, but if I must make an order, here goes.
I’m so sorry, but Zayn’s ass is just almost non-existent. There’s nothing to grab there. Like poor Hank Hill, he suffers from a devastating disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. It’s not his fault that his body put everything it had into the shoulders.
It pains me to say this about my perfect soulmate, but Harry’s butt is just not one of his stronger suits. Is it a sweet lil bum that I’d love to kiss? god, GOD YES! but could it hold its own in a random butt line-up? I’m sorry to say, no.
I almost put Niall at #2! He has such a cute little bum. It’s so nice and proportionate to his small frame. I wanna squeeze it! Just imagine grabbing that tiny Irish tuckus. You’d never let go!
Uh, yea. Just look at that thing.
Sorry, did you not see this one coming? Boy has an ass that won’t quit. An ass you can sink your teeth into. An ass that I would, personally, pay at least $5,000 to beat like a bongo drum for 30 seconds. God bless this butt.
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