A Dialectic of Memes

They | Ari | 22 | USA | gay androgynos (transmasc, very nonbinary), rabbi approved | white Ashkephardi patrilineal | Molecular biologist | former 9th grade Chicago south side public school health teacher | Come for the Star Trek, end up trapped in the nightmarish vortex of shitposts and trangst | I’m also @gaydadreigen | I don’t mind minors following (although I do post about nsfw topics sometimes, they’re tagged “minors DNI”) but I prefer not to follow minors, if you’re a minor and I followed you accidentally please tell me or just softblock me honestly

[kadywicker]

I’m not even caught up on dsc but I can’t believe how gay kirk and spock are and kirk didn’t even show up that’s true love

[kadywicker]

like literally every time anyone since the 1960s had to sit down and write about kirk and spock they said “whats the absolute most romantic way we could possibly say this?” and then went for it. let me help. by his side as if you’ve always been there and always will be. friend, brother, and lover. you are closer to the captain than anyone in the universe, you know his thoughts. now this whole find the person farthest from you; reach for them, let them guide you.

it’s impossible to write them and have it end up being anything but sappy and romantic

[beachdeath]

#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard

[kaijuno]

[recentgooglesearches]

was sloppy joe a real man

[pxrty-pxison]

[chambersdiane]

Okay so i just found out that karamo from queer eye got his high school girlfriend pregnant when he was 15 (the year before he came out) but she didn’t tell him and moved away and he never knew he had a child until she subpoenaed him 10 years later for child support. Instead of responding like the misogynists who complain endlessly about greedy women taking advantage, he immediately jumped into full time parenthood of not only his own son, but even adopted his bio son’s half brother and raised them both as his own. To top it all off, he only has nice things to say about the boys’ mother, crediting her with helping him learn how to be a father. Straight men take fuckin note 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[desidarling123]

Also she didn’t subpoena him, the state sent it out on her behalf. She didn’t know he was even summoned until her turned up on her doorstep. He has always spoken so well of her and says how all his anger dissolved when he realized she hadn’t ever wanted to burden him in the first place. (He did a talk at my local community college and told this story)

[angrywarrior69]

X

[memes-that-get-reported]

[backwardsorbust]

Holy shit the levels of interaction here, this is like seeing an ant and shooting it with a gun

[cherrystrawberrie]

Everybody talks about Jenna Marbles but how long are we gonna keep ignoring this god

[lesbianistictendencies]

Every time MacDoesIt uploads his titles put me through several moral dilemmas

[maybells]

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

[zagreus]

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[astrotheyge]

[hagfishslime]

I was doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone and my friends were loving it.

[terefah]

[c-bassmeow]

LMAOO

[boyjadzia]

Hey could afab nb wlw/amab nb mlm maybe Not make donation posts calling themselves “trans (and) wlw/mlm” in a blatant attempt to coopt donation money intended for trans gay/bi people (especially trans wlw)? like, we get it, you see yourselves as the real “gays of the trans community” and need to constantly validate the oppression fantasy you have about experiencing transphobic homophobia and being oppressed by us fake trans gays but like at the absolute least you could like find some way of doing so other than digitally yanking resources out of the hands of our starving and homeless

[pooyngalfuturo-deactivated20240]

(1) Because you’re TME u literally shouldve just stuck with addressing AFAB nb folk bc ur talking why out of line here

(2) NB experiences are not universal and the popular tumblr white afab nb wlw/lesbian discourse/experience is NOT in anyway relatable or comparable with AFAB nb poc and intersex folx so Imma need you to stop there too

(3) IDK who the hell you’ve been reading but as a fucking “amab nb mlm” who constantly experiences transmisogyny (i.e. not transmisogyny exempt like you) it’s incredibly insulting and infuriating that you would make a sweeping assumption + categorization + grouping + essentialization of people like me as STEALING resources out of starving and homeless people (when I’ve been a fucking starving and homeless tranny bitch) for writing that I’m trans and mlm bc of some fake ass oppression olympics dynamic ur bringing up???

[boyjadzia]

“mlm experience transmisogyny” I am LOSING it in the club

[pooyngalfuturo-deactivated20240]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT????

[pooyngalfuturo-deactivated20240]

I guess I’m not transfeminine anymore y’all this bitch decided tht bc I align myself as a gay person!!!

[boyjadzia]

Like sorry to tell you but words have meaning

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

someone give picture of the anime guy with 3000 bones i want to look at it

[weeniebagel]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

i wish i had this many bones