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krispiecake

love reblogging things. like yeah i’ll have that in my house thank you.

beardedmrbean

May you all find joy equal to or greater than the joy this woman is having with her new hobby

only-tiktoks

#i'd fuck with cody bellinger more if he sounded like this #fp

chemsexholmes

what people fail to understand is that sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull. and at night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head and you, you cool my desire. (oh I'm on fire)

#(lying down) yeah.#boss

cowboyscrypt

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

cowboyscrypt

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

#read that anon to the tune of mf doom's rap snitch knishes

allthisscienceidontunderstand

well I am going to enjoy every last second of matt chapman in a blue jays uniform that I can

#hey. hey.#jays #mlb

rachelblairy

i now need to know

glasses wearers: showering with glasses?

yes

no

secret third option

Voting ended onOct 5, 2023

#damn i knew yes was gonna be low but not 3 percent low #'what do you need to see in there' my body! the shampoo labels! the droplets don't affect much!#plus when you're done you can gently - GENTLY - wash your glasses with soap and water #then when you dry them off - also gently - they're squeaky clean #to the three percent of people who voted yes i understand you even if this website does not #edit for clarification: i straight up can't make out details like a foot past my face w/o glasses #forget about reading anything #and i don't even have a particularly terrible prescription!

ms-demeanor

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

ms-demeanor

Since the sell by date wasn't for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like "i'm not sure you want to take them out of the bag" and he did and a passing manager was just like "That looks like a bomb, I'm just gonna take it to the back" and was off like a shot.

ms-demeanor

Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.

Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don't know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that's going to kill you, don't eat it.

#oh dude yeah that's poison #also if you're out too long after a grocery trip sometimes this happens to whatever raw meat you purchased #the bacteria starts multiplying and the gas it produces blows the package up like a balloon #not worth it :(

dragonomatopoeia

i feel like i'm losing my mind why has the AI debate pivoted away from material/labor concerns back to debates about Real vs Fake Art. cannot express just how little i care about relitigating Art and high art and low art and skilled vs unskilled art. what i care about is the treatment and compensation of workers, the power corporations are exerting over intellectual property and creators, the continued extraction of resources, and the omnipresent glut of spam and disinformation with few regulations and resources that filter out the SEO AI generated nonsense

allthisscienceidontunderstand

I have no words to describe him today

#i heart closers that have something wrong with them #'is that not every closer' you ask #yes!#but jordan has the most things wrong with him <3 #romano #hazel mae #jays #mlb

pitchburgh

Tumblr builds an MLB postseason bracket: Raising a Toast vs Snakebitten Hopes

who wins the series?

Milwaukee Brewers

Arizona Diamondbacks

Voting ended onOct 3, 2023

NL Wildcard - Marlins vs Phillies

AL Wildcard - Rangers vs Rays

AL Wildcard - Blue Jays vs Twins

#[pointing] this one. vote brewers on this one #the dbacks have an emotionally exhausting stadium!! padres games SUCK there #i actually don't mind them outside of that but c'mon. cmahn #do it for your ol pal tumblr user boylans. vote beer team today 🍻

pitchburgh

✨ Tumblr Builds an MLB Postseason Bracket ✨

The 2023 Postseason is now going to be determined by queer people, would-be Expos fans, rpf writers, bloggers who unironically find Gritty sexy, and neurodivergent catgirls: that's right, I'm talking about Tumblr Dot Com!

Vote for your favorites to win the upcoming Wildcard series here:

NL Wildcard - Brewers vs Diamondbacks

NL Wildcard - Marlins vs Phillies

AL Wildcard - Rangers vs Rays

AL Wildcard - Blue Jays vs Twins

Yeah the wildcard portion only lasts 24 hours because in MY day it was a single game and not a whole entire three-game productio- *I am rightfully yanked offstage by a vaudeville hook*

#come help my friend with some data!#no sports knowledge necessary vote with your heart #but also. vote for my milwaukee brewers.#(and my toronto blue jays but gay people fuckin love the jays they don't need my help)#mlb

allthisscienceidontunderstand

why does this feel like a crossover event

allthisscienceidontunderstand

genuinely so confused. when did they become friends? yesterday??

#hearty boob adjacent slap #<- prev real it's the first thing i noticed #bo could practically graze a nipple #solid shortstop/closer homoerotics #romano #bobo #jays #mlb

allthisscienceidontunderstand

some things never change

#i'm so ready for springtober 🙏🏽#springer #jays #mlb

sapphling

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling