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reblogging funny posts. mostly. all pronouns

[androgynoided]

end of an era. hotrussiansingles -> androgynoided

[boviboy]

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

[boviboy]

[catboybiologist]

Without an antivirus you can even get an std

[brucespringsteencomments]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh

[3000s]

how it feels to be normal/ok

[catboybiologist]

Scifi is when the hot butch wears a tank top and cargo pants and carries a complex but beat up looking tool that looks vaguely like a welding torch but it's ✨plasma✨ and fantasy is when the hot butch wears armor and a banner and carries an implement of death wrought in steel

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

[sheepiebeepie-deactivated202603]

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

[chesterfern]

Streamed work today to friends and got side tracked showing them my deviantart drawings from when I was twelve apparently this was the funniest one

[luce-er]

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

[calicotisane]

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

[tyrianluda]

[kosmogrl]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

let’s party

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[badnightbrian]