You don’t get into heaven for maintaining a light body
Like… you aren’t barred but it doesn’t factor in
Prayer has mixed efficacy
It really depends
But the amount of meals you grabbed for other people accrues
In heaven there is no reward for nonchalance
In heaven no one is cool or uncool, it’s kind of about who was a good hang and who did the best they could with what they had at the time
In heaven there is a a drawer with enough rubber bands for when you need them.
In heaven the air circulates freely
In heaven there is dyke drama but it is never yours so don’t worry about that
Believe it or not gossips are allowed into heaven
Information circulates freely too in heaven, so it’s no problem
There is a beach and the sand is smooth and a good temperature
There is ambient sound but no din
They also figured out the exact ratio of impact to intent so you won’t need to worry about it anymore
You never have to hear about hot ones or tiny desk in heaven
There’s still mystery so you don’t get bored
You might not get in immediately, but also that’s okay you have time to figure it out
If not when you’re alive then the next day and the day after that, there are still so many days after you die --sorry if that is disappointing
A really good place to be would never make you feel a sense of urgency to be there or fill you with a scarcity mindset
That’s the thing I know about heaven, if nothing else
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