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love from someone with the emotional legs of a stubby daschund and ability to crumple with all the grace of an accordion on a winter morning
What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi
not to be dramatic or anything but I wanna die
when u dissociate in public
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“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”
“Dr.”
“But are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a scientist.”
“No, what’s in your pants?”
“Physics.”
came across the best mug ever the other day
help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Big Dave. One of the good ones.
guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude
The signs and texts ☾
aries: always replies “ok”;
taurus: quits in the middle of the convo;
gemini: send the text word-by-word instead of writing a paragraph;
cancer: replies to your text with a phone call;
leo: he has the answer for everything;
virgo: writes the texts but leaves the mobile without even sending those;
libra: uses properly the punctuation;
scorpio: texts you “you know what happened?” but then goes offline and won’t ever come back;
sagittarius: replies with the perfect gif;
capricorn: writes everything clearly and correctly;
aquarius: replies with a text that’s actually 500 rows long;
pisces: puts a lot of emojis.
Lmao Taurus is to real
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
we didn’t have these what dimension is this from
Yesterday Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover released a music video for his new song, “This Is America.”
The internet was fast to highlight the many layers and multiple meanings behind the 4-minute video.
I just want people to remember to give credit to the director Japanese filmmaker Hiro Murai.
Murai has a history of creating blunt, disorienting music videos that tackle civil rights issues head-on.
I had a really amazing interaction a couple of hours ago. A little boy wandered over to me, wearing a shirt that I recognized from the drawing I did of Dipper Pines as a teenager: ‘Never Trust An Atom - They Make Up Everything!’
We talked for a few minutes about the difference between archaeology and paleontology. I taught him the word “coprolite”, and said that it was a way for scientists to talk about fossilized poop without laughing. Then he turned to me and asked, “Have you ever seen a girl with stuff all over her head?” “You mean fabric?” I asked. “Like a hijab?” “YES!” he said. “How did you know?” “I know many hijabis,” I said. “I lived in Morocco for six months a few years ago. Lots of women wear them there, and I see many visitors wearing them here every day.” “You do?! If you see one, let me know! I have something I want to say to a girl in a hijab.” “And what’s that?” I asked, bracing myself for the possibility of an uncomfortable conversation about bigotry. The boy beamed. “As-salāmu ʿalaykum!“ I felt my shoulders relax. “Waʿalaykumu as-salām,” I said.
Apparently a boy in his class spoke Arabic, and this kid was fascinated by the language. We traded vocabulary and I told him a couple of funny stories about my translation failures while I was studying abroad. When his mother called him back, he stood up, held out his tiny hand, and shook mine politely. “It was very nice to meet you!”
Half an hour later, I saw him again. He ran over to me and announced that he wanted to show me something. He then burst into song and serenaded me with a tuneless-but-adorable song in Arabic. His mother apologized for “annoying me” but I assured her that it was the highlight of my day.
Tom Hiddleston, Carrie Fisher and Gary Fisher attend the 102nd White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on April 30, 2016 in Washington, DC..
IN 2018 OPTIMISM FEELS BOTH RECKLESS AND NECESSARY
You know something? Cats just get it… they intrinsically know that if you get overwhelmed you should just pass out in a sunbeam in the middle of the floor because that’s how it be sometimes