Things that are Good and Also Things that are Ass

Kuru/Caine/idk. Whoever. - adult - fandom blog, my friend - I like stupid things here - it won’t get better - Ask and I'll tag whatever you need

[bpdcaine]

Whatever I get to be on whatever bullshit I want!

cubfanpropaganda -> bpdcaine

[bgm05]

and the truth of the matter is that there is no one on earth that wants to have sex with Tenna more... than tony fox himself.

[testosterone-would-save-them]

Testosterone would save Noelle Holiday from Deltarune!

[dyk-this-youtube-series]

Do you know this YouTube series? (#92)

Milo Rossi's Awful Archaeology

I've watched this series

I've heard of this series

I might have heard of this series

I don't know this series

Voting ended onJul 17

Creator/channel: Miniminuteman

Release period: 2021-present

[dyk-this-youtube-series]

Do you know this YouTube series? (#98)

Shadow of Israphel

I've watched this series

I've heard of this series

I might have heard of this series

I don't know this series

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

Creator/channel: Yogscast

Release period: 2010-2012

[northerlyfilms]

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

[rokkazu]

transmasc noelle real to me now

[rokkazu]

she's the damsel she's the nice girl next door she wants to be scared the fuck out of and do something crazy she's a perfect girl she sees her own life through a wall of glass she wants to fly out of this stupid town she wants to destroy herself and make something different. she's estatic her friend "figured out how to stop being themself". her room is PINK AND BLUE

[suselletti]

what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok

[suselletti]

whos the protein now dipshit

[library-seraph]

This took me like 10 min and i laughed the whole time

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ottermercurial]

SHIP'S LOG NUMBER SEVENTEEN

BRINY BRINIER YET BRINIER

THE WAVES KEEP GROWING

THE SCURVY CUTTING DEEPER

RUM SUPPLY NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT VOYAGE

SEEMS

VERY

VERY

SWASHBUCKLING

...

WHAT SAY YE BOTH?

[balile]

✌︎☹︎🕈︎✌︎✡︎💧︎ 👌︎☜︎❄︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ☹︎✌︎☠︎👎︎☞︎✌︎☝︎☝︎⚐︎❄︎💧︎

[szadoff]

HE'S GOT A JAR OF DIRT HE'S GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[virtualgirladvance]

[waywardwarren]

[kind-of-human2]

this came to me in a vision

[bpdcaine]

I had a dream that some Minecraft mechanic was added that made it so you could be immune to lava and you would glow in the dark, but you’d have to maintain it with this rare resource and also you’d be allergic to sunlight. You’d just catch fire instantly. And there was no additional way to skip the day so you’d just have to wait.

However, Tango ASCENDED. He spent all his time grinding to get enough of the rare resource to kick the process off and designing his base and a bunch of games around being immune to lava while everyone else was like, passively working toward it, like they were leveling up, but not the same way. And everyone else was soon making jokes about how he was addicted to the resource and acting cagey, like he never visited them in the day anymore, and Tango was laughing at it but with the air of someone who knows those jokes are kinda just true and is sort of unsure how to deal with that. It was hilarious to watch.