is it a blog?

call me valiant <3 all pronouns ~ adult Currently most of my stuff is hermitcraft/empires smp/life series related :D

[rowanclair]

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[stellarumexp]

AO3 BADGES, GET YOUR A03 BADGES HERE

made by a human, no ai, featuring silly gradients and arbitrary color choices.

EDIT: i added the tutorial for how to add the individual badges under the cut :)

Use this code:

<img src="INSERT_LINK_HERE">

To get the link - right click and click "copy image address" on desktop OR if you're on moblie press+hold the badge you want, open it in your preferred browser, then press+hold your badge, click "open image in new tab" then copy the url that it takes you to! To make your badge centered - <center><img src="insert_link"></center> To change the size of your badge <img src="insert_link"> width=##%> (change ## to the percent of the screen you want the badge to take, 20% is typically a decent size :))

[mumblesplash]

and come to think of it it’s pretty hilarious that all it took for me to understand the appeal of ryan gosling was to take away all his love interests and shoot him into outer space. like i’m still not gonna watch any of that other stuff but seeing him break his nose against the control panel of a burning spaceship really opened my eyes

[mumblesplash]

woah this ryan gosling guy is kinda cute. has anyone else thought of this

[airbus-a380-800]

we are so normal about hollywood heartthrobs here on tumblr dot com

[yeehawpim]

Text taken from this post by @idontmindifuforgetme :)

[chimeramirror]

we're in the woods and we encounter a group of fearsome millennials and I (the quiet stoic one of the group) start speaking in fluent millennial and am able to ward them off. you turn to me and ask me where I learned such a mysterious language and I reveal my tragic backstory; I watched a lot of dan and phil growing up

[winonaparadise]

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[twistcmyk]

could you please tag fetish art?

you probably shouldn’t be following me if you can’t handle a bodacious babe

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[vamplire]

spending my twenties rotting and decaying

[dogpuppy]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]