Mailia Brackenwood

Hello thieves, assassins, and rogues of ambiguous gender! I’m Mailia Brackenwood, a trans elvish rogue Vtuber! I’ll post my shorts here so you lovely people can view them more easily, as well as links to my full length videos! Probably playing guitar or writing rn. (She/her)

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Pondering the Coke Orb tonight

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(To the tune of Nirvana’s cover of Love Buzz)

Would you believe me

When I tell you

This is my first porn bot

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Would you like to save here?

Yes No

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duke nukem would support trans people but he’d be really him about it

“if a dude wants to become a babe, that’s just more babes in the world.”

“babes becoming dudes? more guys to kick ass with.”

“yeah sure you should have rights and shit, now come on, those alien bastards shot up my ride again.”

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You know what punching transphones and spring cleaning have in common?

Taking out the trash.

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Indeed sir, indeed.

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duke nukem would support trans people but he’d be really him about it

“if a dude wants to become a babe, that’s just more babes in the world.”

“babes becoming dudes? more guys to kick ass with.”

“yeah sure you should have rights and shit, now come on, those alien bastards shot up my ride again.”

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i get unreasonable levels of pissed off every time i see kris jenner

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idk what it is but i just can’t stand her face or voice or personality or existence or concept or hair or overwhelming wealth or bitchness or voice or face

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i get unreasonable levels of pissed off every time i see kris jenner

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Coffret de Bijoux is an artist who genre blends like no one else I’ve EVER heard, her style is so very very cool!! Check her out!

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almost just heard someone die

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working at menards should be considered cruel and unusual punishment

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mike haggar would beat the shit out of trump

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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

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I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

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Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

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Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

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These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

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Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

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Reblogging so I can find and make these later, these sound bomb as fuck

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why is everyone in pokemon colosseum buffer than god

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Because Dakim is god and the rest are posers

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You guys are a little too good at kidnapping people, so I’m gonna take this at face value, and in exchange, I don’t get disappeared, is that chill?

Cool? Cool.

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why is everyone in pokemon colosseum buffer than god

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the mirage island guys are an old gay married couple

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deltatraveler evil edition where they end up in fear and hunger

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Wait hold up I might be onto something here. Corpse Party, Ao Oni, Horrortale, hell even Yume Nikki or Ib. Sounds like a fun and scary time!

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deltatraveler evil edition where they end up in fear and hunger