Peace Out Girl Scout

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[mysharona1987]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[catchymemes]

This man knows how to sell a car

[thebootydiaries]

what if we pronounced female like tamale

[brigette-rose]

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[ravenhull]

Their respective team managers are off to the side next to each other…

“These are grown men…”

“On the clock.”

“Yeah… grown men….”

“… Bet my guys win easily.”

“You’re on.”

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[memewhore]

[nightinngales]

me

[best-of-memes]

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[ditto-licious]

same but with offense 

[sinbadism]

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

[consivanqueen]

[adhdpeep]

hocus pocus i cant focus

[matchlessfootball]

if golf and football switched commentators 😂

[official-portugal]

I just lost 3 years of my life

[skelethoughts-deactivated201809]

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

[digitaldiscipline]

This would immesurably improve both sports.

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like