[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[weirdmageddon]

[memewhore]

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[beaft]

you are all. correct.

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[princessmo]

blogging away again in tumblritaville

[unclefather]

[funnytwittertweets]

[runby2]

This is a direct threat

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[maturina]

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO TRUE. I CAN ONLY DO ONE THING/EVENT PER DAY 

[closet-keys]

I remember reading a study once that asked people in their 90s to rank the best to worst decades of their life, and the overwhelming majority were like “my 70s were the best” and ranked their teens and twenties as near the worst, and I think about that a lot when people act like if they’re not living their best life at 25 they’ve lost their chance. like nah, the longer you’ve had to learn about yourself, the more you can love yourself. there’s no expiration date on joy until you’re dead

[unclefather]

wish i could live here

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[cinemapix]

Victorious (2010-2013)

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk