bradley austin collins

BRADLEY AUSTIN COLLINS twenty five. dad. farmer. single. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5284097"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); I'm from the small town Surfside Beach, Texas. You might know me as the guy who supplies the market with all the fresh foods and meat. I've been running the Collins Farm since I was in diapers. I'm a proud dad of the cutest baby in town. Four years old and still a handful like her mother. tracking: sbrpbrad

[angelinaharper]

Oh my goodness, my little Kindergarteners are already talking politics? I had kids arguing over the election.

[bradaustins-blog]

I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or not... you don’t actually teach them politics, do you?

[ameliadunbar-blog]

Who’s going to watch her this time, hmm?

[bradaustins-blog]

Let’s take her to your dad’s.

[ameliadunbar-blog]

One night of freedom wasn’t enough. 

[bradaustins-blog]

Let’s do it again.

[antheaporter]

So I guess I disappeared off the face of the Earth for a week. Whoops? Where did I go? Who knows, certainly not me. I just drove for a while and stayed in a random town because I felt like getting away from the same shit, different day routine I seemed to get into since moving here. Go figure. Did I miss anything or are things are boring as ever?

[bradaustins-blog]

It’s still the small town of Surfside where not much happens. On the other hand, some of my chicken eggs hatched today so there’s that.

[reflectingxlight]

You’re right, I guess I don’t have anything to lose.

[bradaustins-blog]

So did you tell him to fuck off yet? I want to know what he said.

[reflectingxlight]

It seems rude to tell him that, but maybe I should.

[bradaustins-blog]

What do you got to lose? Maybe he’ll get offended and stop following you.

[ameliadunbar-blog]

No, you do not. Not if what I’m taking credit for is from my half. Shut up.

[bradaustins-blog]

I was lovable in pre-school too, pfft.

[ameliadunbar-blog]

Um, she’s my daughter. It’s totally possible. How is she just like me, exactly? I was a polite little pre-schooler, thank you very much.

[bradaustins-blog]

She’s also my daughter. We made her together so anything you take credit for, I get to take half of it. A polite little pre-schooler? Who would’ve guessed.

[killersnipermas]

psh, i get to be around comic books all the time! who wouldn’t actually love that? plus, when new ones come out, a lot of the time, i’m the first one read them. you’re a farmer right? yeah, i don’t think i’d love doing that either. work that shit and get the doe. that’s my motto. 

[bradaustins-blog]

I wouldn’t. But that’s what I’m saying. Everyone has their own thing. Yeah, I guess that’s a perk. Farming’s a heavy labor and messy job but it’s so good, you have no idea.

[gabrielwilde-blog]

Now that’s officially September you all can bet that I’ll be playing nothing but the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack at work. Gonna get a cup of spooky scares with your morning cappuccino til it’s time to start cramming Christmas music in your faces.

[bradaustins-blog]

Oh, you’re gonna be that guy? I’d fuckin’ hate you if we worked together, dude.

[ameliadunbar-blog]

Sophie’s first day of pre-school went off without any issues. Meaning she didn’t yell at the teacher or the other kids or eat their food at snacktime. And she told me all the boys (and probably girls) were in love with her. I’m proud!

[bradaustins-blog]

I don’t think it’s possible that many kids were in love with her on the first day. She’s just like you, babe. Good thing she didn’t have to throw any punches yet.

[reflectingxlight]

I’m convinced that this guy is stalking me. He comes into the boutique I work every single day and never buys anything, just asks me a bunch of questions about fashion. It’s getting weird.

[bradaustins-blog]

That’s weird. Did you tell him to fuck off yet? Maybe he’s just really into fashion or gay.

[killersnipermas]

I’ll admit that I’m a workaholic but the next person that tells me I need a day off, I’m gonna kick some ass. And not in the video game sense. I’m pretty sure I do need a day or like six off. But when you love where you work as much as I do, you don’t exactly want to take a day off. Though, I could go for a drink. Anyone wanna join?

[bradaustins-blog]

It’s like finding a needle in a haystack when you know someone who actually loves what they do for a living. I mean, I’m one of them but most people hate their job. I say fuck it, work your ass off and make money.

[ameliadunbar-blog]

It’s cute that you think she left anything to lick.

[bradaustins-blog]

Yeah, right. I bet you let the dogs lick too.

[autumncampbell-blog]

I know it’s only the beginning of September, but I’m like extremely excited for October to roll around. Halloween is basically my favorite holiday out there and I’m bound and determined to watch all the scary movies I can without wimping out because of how scary they get. I need to plan an early scary movie watching session. Anyone want to join me? I can supply all the candy and snacks! 

[bradaustins-blog]

I’m feeling you on the whole Halloween thing. One of my favorite holidays. I’ll come for the candy and snacks.

[angelinaharper]

Yes, I would never do that. I wouldn’t even ask her to share them with me.

[bradaustins-blog]

Yeah, she’s very particular about sharing so she’d really have to like you but I’m sure otherwise you two would get along fine.

[nicoadessi-blog]

Sorry, not sorry. You get to miss out on all the beer and pizza. Sucks to be you, Bradley. No, I don’t really think it would have been that funny. Only to you it would have been.

[bradaustins-blog]

You don’t have any leftovers, man? Who’d you run into anyway?