The Crypt

☥ Brae ☥ 21 Currently obsessed with: DC Comics, Monster High, Marvel, Vampires, BG3 18+ blogs only

[k1tk4ttt]

Me searching x reader fics after gaining a new fictional crush after watching a movie/serie

[anxietyproblem]

[alkalineleak]

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

[lakevida]

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

[charl0ttan]

every time i hear about someone my age or younger who lives in their own apartment with a real job i hit the wall and go WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY until the neighbors call police

[charl0ttan]

my ass is not making it i will die in my childhood bedroom age 35

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[greelin]

i am fine so long as i don’t remember i’m alive & a person

[greelin]

surely this is sustainable.

[catholickedd]

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

[braeboibread]

fun fact, it’s both the three year anniversary week of BG3, the ten year anniversary of FNAF but ALSO the four year anniversary of my heart problems 💕

[stuckinapril]

”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day

[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[stuckinapril]

(girl who has isolated herself from all her friends for weeks on end voice) why do I feel like shit right now

[molten-lavender]

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

[vampiricjester]

go ahead bite my neck. i can be normal about it please just bite my neck. please. i promise i am normal and can be trusted with neck biting. please just. bite my neck. bite it. please bite my neck. i am so normal. please bite me. on the neck. ok now draw blood.

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl