b r a h s o p h

My name is Kelly. I like cats, butts, and watching people die. There isn't much else to say.

[hayniacstuck]

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

[brahsoph]

I got to do acid with my boyfriend for his first time and it’s been a real good trip. 

Spent a lot of time laughing till the point of tears.

I’m feeling pretty happy.

[brahsoph]

Really wanting a penpal right about now

I miss writing letters

[brahsoph]

My face hurts but I still feel cute 🤙💃 https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUh1MnDC2K/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mzem900062bk

[brahsoph]

I'm very proud of our Cinco de Mayo margs 💕🎉

[brahsoph]

The best 🤙🤙🤙

[brahsoph]

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St. Patty's '18

[brahsoph]

😘🍻

[brahsoph]

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral 🌻

[brahsoph]

This is cool #googleartsandculture

[brahsoph]

I love these pictures 🍻

[brahsoph]

Here's some Tuesday the 12th photos that I don't entirely remember taking 🍻🌮💃

[grimharlequin]

Hey,um, i just found this at a thrift store

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[thats-so-meme]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

they’re in love

[hidingoutbackstage]

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?

[saltyolivegreen-deactivated2021]

No, please share

[hidingoutbackstage]

Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.

At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.

Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:

At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:

along with:

So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the former president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!

[hidingoutbackstage]

This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[amoisthobo]

Okay all jokes aside this a banger

[ibadbitch]

I can’t believe how hard this goes