Don't Panic

My life is a deep, dark well full of soft toys and ponies. This is my humour blog, I hope it makes you smile, that's me up there^ ^ ^ and just above that is a reference to Douglas Adams. Laugh on and be well! (: Feel free to message me anything you want...

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[dabestmemez]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hermitgraffiti]

Rest in Peace.

Anton Yelchin (1989-2016)

[poopybutthole69-deactivated2017]

i’m sorry, i’m trying.

[braille-by-binary]

all of the things that i’ve taken for granted is now everything that i wish hadn’t ended all that i hated is now what i miss ain't that a bitch i'm sorry that i can't get out of bed i'm sorry that my heads always a mess i'm sorry that i missed your call for the third time in a row i promise that i care much more than i show

[letshopemorri]

[jocelnarchive-deactivated201207]

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

[productofcanada]

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

[happydays-hereagain-deactivated]

be free

[chartini-deactivated20240302]

[dopevader]

post punk

[insight-jd]

I’m done.

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

[sxiere]

[laperiphrase]

My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’

[psyducked]

How did you even discover this

[gmbencompetence]

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

[therothwoman]

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

[fasterfood]

[galaxypug-deactivated20170511]

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

[galaxypug-deactivated20170511]

[raptorific]

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

[raptorific]

[undereyelids-deactivated2014052]

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

[judgebunnie]

[ichwilljeden]

This is my favorite joke

[tastefullyoffensive]

[villarrr-deactivated20190831]

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING