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Saw someone say they get icked out by seeing people refer to Jason and Dick as brothers. Here is a tiny collection off the top of my head of Jason and Dick explicitly confirming they are brothers, because I am tired of batcest shippers:

1 .& 2. Nightwing Annual #1 - “Blood Brothers” (2021)

3. Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #Annual 1

cock-off-the-rock

The sillies

existing-humanoid

I see headcanons and it's Robin Richard as a bitey child (which I 100% agree with) but it's always Richard biting Hal, but what about him biting Bruce?

Hear me out!!! So in the middle of a meeting or something, one of the first times the JL meets Robin Richard, and he just looks over to Bruce, and they think he's going to ask for something, but the JL just watches in horror as this adorable little kid bites with all his might into batmans gauntlet, and Bruce is just trying to offer a snack or something else to bite on, but nothing seems to appease the child so he just has to continue with the meeting :D

ananasinus

The Bat-kids are no strangers to trauma. Each of them has been on the brink of death more than once, so they all take their injuries quite lightly.

The key word is “theirs.” They keep a particularly close eye on Dick. Their older brother has lost his quota of trust in taking care of himself after his second dehydration and countless hidden sprains.

Jason: drink some water

Dick: I've had one

Damian: when?

Dick: recently.

Tim, who has already opened up all the security cameras in the house and feels like a polygraph examiner: LIAR, the last time was yesterday!

Jason, pulling out a gun: you either drink some water like a normal person or I'll pour it into you

wingdingfan

cheaphalloweencostume

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

cheaphalloweencostume

actually that’s precisely how i grew up and how i formed an outsized ego attachment to being correct and how i became a self righteous little asshole for most of my teen and adult life before learning the lesson presented in figure 1

rao-shann

It might not be canon but it was real to ME

oifaaa

Don't you just love a good wholesome ol fashion de-aging au :)

lettaniko

Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

queenofthequillandink

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

brain-depositary

“This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”

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sincerely-mrstranger

Behold, a Meme:

jantesika

I love that they're in differing amounts of allowance, too.

"None of these words are in the Bible": fully opposed, there is no written acceptance.

"This, too, is Torah and I must learn": entirely on board, wants more to happen.

"By Allah you people are dogs. I will reblog as always": "ew guys. really? ... lemme in."

three-semicolons

hello, imagine there being a thing going on and for reasons the bat family needs a mob or something and they all look to Jason to handle that but Dick is like, "no, I can just call Tommy." I think that would be really funny.

You’ve actually hit on one of my biggest desires for a modern Nightwing/Batman-verse storyline EVER.

DC seems pretty desperate to have the bat bros collaborate these days, which I can understand because they’re quite popular. But somehow, in contriving half a dozen events just to give them an excuse to team up, they’ve completely NEGLECTED the fact that Dick has a public history with the mob and how that could be used with Bruce as an undercover alias or with Jason as part of his own investigations.

Like, you want batfam collaborations? It’s RIGHT THERE. And not only is it a perfectly believable way to make them team up, but it’s interesting too, because it opens up so many potential questions and conflicts.

Family thinks Dick is the golden boy? Have them learn through another mobster about the time Crutches beat nearly half a dozen mob guys to death in a parking lot, or sent a father to the ER in front of his kids.

Have Dick shirk off the bubbly persona and put on what he was during Crutches, and have the cognitive dissonance from that be felt throughout the arc. Have there be this constant anticipation for silly quips and smiles through comms, only for there to be nothing but silence and gravelly yes sir‘s. Because Dick wasn’t just an enforcer here — he behaved like one. And like a fucking depressed one at that, not out of putting on a show but because of how fucked up his life actually was at that time.

The Crutches persona couldn’t suddenly surface devoid of angst, so either you could take this one of two ways: Seriously, by having Dick drudge up the horrors of Blockbuster again to achieve that level of edge, or comedically, getting this hilarious series of him trying and failing to reach the heights of 19-year-old-Dick-angst like an emotional version of suburban dads getting stuck in their high school football jersey. I’d love to see either.

There is SO FUCKING MUCH POTENTIAL GUYS. I swear to god. FUCKING LISTEN TO US DC. ITS NOT JUST ME. SOMEONE ELSE ASKED ABOUT IT. @valent1nedreamer IS ON THIS SHIT TOO. GET ON OR GET LOST. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

avaoracle

Okay, I have a little rant, and because I don't like to leave negative comments on people's works, I am putting it here. So ao3 has an amazing filtering system, it is truly beautiful and remarkable, but some people try to work around it and that bothers me. There are many things I could say about this, but the one I want to talk about right now, is the complete works filter, and how people circumvent it by saying "It's a series". No, it's not, if it is under 5000 words, and just abruptly ends, with zero resolution, that is a chapter, not a complete work, and you mislead me. You abuse that label, you got me hooked and this is fanfiction, so I have no guarantee that you will ever finish it. When you read an incomplete work, you know that going in, you make that choice and accept that it may never be finished. But when someone games the system, and posts an incomplete work, but labels it complete, they disrespect me and the entire, beautiful tagging/filtering system ao3 has. Just be honest, it's a wip, 1359 words with zero plot resolution does not a complete story make. Please and thank you, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

Please share if this annoys you too. I'm posting this here because I refuse to shame people directly on their works. As a fellow fanfiction writer, negative comments, no matter the context, can be devastating. At the end of the day the only reason I'm mad is because they started something amazing, and the last thing I want to do is discourage people from writing more, negative comments have been holding me back on some of my fics (well one of them) so as frustrated as I am, I won't put that on them, besides, it's not just one author I'm annoyed at, so many people do this. Either finish it, or be honest.

forrest13

Dick is the sole owner of Wally’s closet

spicy-apple-pie

I wonder why Barbara doesn't mind not going out in the field anymore lol

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cheese-vikings

I love the fics where the bats don’t know that dick was renegade during his teen titans era and randomly catch him doing weird shit

Jason and dick mid heated fight they’re both pinned and dick loses both his escrima sticks Jason’s injured and all of a sudden he gets really focused grabs Jason’s guns and starts firing with deadly accuracy shooting to incapacitate rather than kill or maim

Jason: what the f u c k

dick: what?

Jason: since when are you a fucking sharp shooter???

dick: …

dick: uh it’s a long story

Jason: No fucking way don’t long story me bitch tell me when the hell you learned to aim like that

dick: incoherent mumbles

Jason: what?

dick: deathstroke the terminator

Jason: are you fucking serious?????

dick: what! You’re not the only one who’s allowed to have a rebellious teenage phase