things that make me laugh

humor is humanity.

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[memesfever]

[ohyeahdefinitely]

babyyyy

[porterr-robinson]

[browsedankmemes]

Cant unsee it via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OcoXL4

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[browsedankmemes]

Don’t be a noob and invest now to get maximum profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/32vUueb

[o-kurwa]

[browsedankmemes]

not an Area 51 meme via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Y2u83H

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[browsedankmemes]

The definition of hypocrisy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[excitementshewrote]

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[depsidase]

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?