MY YUCKY PRINCESS BLAST

She/her, TMA, little girl extrordinaire, Avid magical girl enthusiast, Not addicted to Gunpla in any way, men DNI, Loves older women, princesspilled, reblog heavy

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

why are you scared? isnt this what you wanted?

what if i was a computer virus and you were a weeb girl with unsupervised internet access and we were in love

[biglesbiandragon]

This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like

[catharsisseasleepdreamingshrines]

Go to dave & busters and ask for the mario porn

[factualboss]

the mario porn, sir...?

right this way.

[pissvortex]

[mlembug]

Hi

[darkaac]

she would crumble immediately, i think

original here

[pseudomantis]

the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

[junglejim4322]

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[queenoforeos]

fuck everything im so tired i don’t know who i am

[queenoforeos]

it appears there is pasta in my backpack

[queenoforeos]

i swear these two remarks are related. somehow

[bobcross1010]

you mean this m'lord

[queenoforeos]

[r18-g]

these panels are so good… i NEED to pinch haruka’s cheeks.

[lateleviathan]

[flipchild]

😟

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

[darumakarei]

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

what characters from the owl house did mao ship

[qr-sa]

if you don’t remember this man abused his wife to the point where she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end and starved people to the point where they ate their neighbors kids… maybe

[mspainter]

Genuinely what do you mean by “she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end” what does that mean. I can find nothing on this and the human body cannot physically do that. Is this a typo???

[qr-sa]

Well, the best description for this would be that she decided she was going to pee on drip, which is why it would take. All day. She also also known for abusing the people who worked for her but given who her husband was, I’m not surprised

[mspainter]

Which of Maos wives was this and where is your source

[qr-sa]

Fourth one, and I heard this one from a friend’s dad, who had family working for them at the time. Lived experience is good enough for me, as I know them personally, but you can take it or leave it

[zvaigzdelasas]