your uncle clit

"asmo" | ftm butch welder whiteboy | he 24 only nonbinary for lesbian punani

[oneheadtoanother]

[sailatina3]

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this album is so fucking good

[autosadist]

really revolting how many trans dudes here (but also irl in my experience) expect potential sexual availability from others as a major condition of friendship

[beemovieerotica]

[mynowherenothing]

[medievaljournalist]

the king got destroyed by an enraged djinn

[rtrb1]

what's the enraged djinn's tax policy?

[medievaljournalist]

scouring winds mostly

[cyberxbattalion]

Capuchin Crypt (Rome, Italy)

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Yooo I went and looked up the Artist responsible for these masterpieces and holy shit did this guy love Big Women:

[nudity under the cut]

A man of excellent taste, I dare say!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch look like man-eater mildred

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch look like man-eater mildred

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch look like man-eater mildred

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I just spent what felt like 20 minutes, tears running down my face, in squealing inarticulate hysterics because I remembered this headline

[brainspikemethod]

nagging feeling that he was right and i am this social vibekiller who looms and therefore prevents my lovers from making friends and shit. too tired and scared of being imposing/male to pull. feeling like i "chose the wrong side" sometimes because an autistic female is so much less monstrous and threatening to lesbians. it all still feels like someone that does show interest is just messing around and im going to be had or misread the situation and be a creep. tired of feeling like this ugly, nervous, behaviorally/neurodevelopmentally stunted, simultaeously fragile and imposing figure in the corner.

concerned with how much i ironically or self effacingly lean into being a man and gettttin that baaaaaag as like a means to cop to what i had to do for dysphoria and to pass as anything but visibly trans.

logically i know that im hot. and people see it. but my niche is just too small, ability to read cues requires too much brain capacity, and im too tired to consider my means of connection in such a small dating pool. everything's exhausting and i feel behind the curve for where i want to be and the type of social + sex life that i think would be fulfilling to me. a butch that cant make the first move.

[agnes-nielsens]

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[homeboygirl]

unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me