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does anyone want to do anything with johnny here?
just added dr.eam d.addy verse(s) to johnny’s blog here and he’s giving me this look
I’VE SET THIS THING SO THAT IT COULD KILL A WHALE IN SECONDS – not that I’d kill a whale. I SHALL JAM IT STRAIGHT INTO MY HEAD!!!
Neat, huh? ( independent johnny c. penned by scotch )
shipstealing:
EVERY TIME A FINGER IS pointed her way ( with laughing to go along with it ) , extraterrestrial canine flinches out of her skin . she feels as though she’ll overheat in a matter of seconds , she’s so nervous . all she wants are simple answers – can anyone help fix her ship ? where is she ? anything – but no one seems to care . only enough to embarrass & frighten her , forcing her to anxiously cover her ears ; she’s stuck . ❛ please !! i - i just want HELP . ❜
FOR ONCE THE STREETS are calm in his direction. the people gladly ignore him as he strides with his headphones on, his walkman playing classical music to drown out the foolishness of the world around him. there is nothing to bother him yet something manages to catch his own, providing a reasonable answer to why there were no jeers thrown his way. the sight of fur and ears on a person lead him to believe it is one of those suits he has seen before, but her motions are too fluid to be so. a few moments of listening to her downed ship ( he KNEW it was a ship! that couldn’t have been a meteor or shooting star ) and excitement grips. striding over, his knife is embedded in the neck of a man particularly interested in making her night miserable, the offender bleeding out quick and dropping like a fly to the pavement, the knife retrieved from his neck. ❝ did you say ship?? ❞ his eyes are wide but he bares a grin, all joy and no maliciousness, towards her.
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86% REBEL: The Rebel is comfortable throwing caution to the wind—and bucking the system—if that means getting their point across.
14% VISIONARY: Leave it to others to live by the status quo. The Visionary is interested in new ways of seeing, solutions not yet imagined, products not yet built.
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STRANGER THINGS SENTENCE MEME
episode 001-004.
‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’
‘wait a minute. did you hear that?’
‘we’re in deep shit!’
‘don’t be a pussy!’
‘just twenty more minutes!’
‘yeah, she’s turning into a real jerk.’
‘the cause of the power outage is still unknown.’
‘he came home last night, right?’
‘that’s disgusting.’
‘do it, freak!’
‘it’s like you have superpowers or something.’
‘we just made out a couple times.’
‘i’ll climb through your window. she won’t even know i’m there.’
‘mornings are for coffee and contemplation.’
‘he’s not like that. he wouldn’t do that.’
‘the entire east wing will be evacuated within the hour.’
‘she can’t have gone far.’
‘you think you can steal from me, boy?!’
‘this isn’t some lord of the rings book.’
‘do i make myself clear?’
‘is that why you ran away?’
‘you gotta answer a few of my questions first.’
‘all i know is that she’s scared to death.’
‘you think we got a problem here?’
‘we should be helping look for him.’
‘i always had a distaste for science.’
‘i always figured there was enough going on down here, i never needed to look elsewhere.’
‘this is crazy.’
‘smile looks good on you.’
‘we’re not going back.’
‘i know i haven’t been there for you.’
‘i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.’
‘i should’ve been there for him.’
‘this was not your fault.’
‘do you guys hear that?’
‘is that blood?’
‘you’re freaking her out!’
‘this is mental.’
‘she’s probably a psycho.’
‘and tomorrow night, we go back out.’
‘hey, um… i never asked your name.’
‘i can’t eat.’
‘you can’t get like this, okay?’
‘we’ve been waiting six hours.’
‘we’ve been searching all night.’
‘he was scared.’
‘if he sees the cops, he’ll think he’s in trouble. he’ll hide.’
‘he’s good at hiding.’
‘cops are good at finding.’
‘you’re in trouble, aren’t you?’
‘they want to hurt you? the bad people?’
‘just stay here, okay? stay here.’
‘what do you say? are you in or out?’
‘oh god… that’s depressing.’
‘i just wanted to say, you know, um… i’m sorry about everything. everyone’s thinking about you.’
‘he’s a smart kid.’
‘all that matters is, after school, the freak will be back in the loony bin, and we can focus on what really matters.’
‘pretty.’
‘just trust me, okay?’
‘i’m so sick of your excuses.’
‘he’s not coming, is he?’
‘you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.’
‘i don’t know where my boy is. he’s gone.’
‘did you see him? last night? on the road?’
‘i’m not mad at you.’
‘is everything okay?’
‘promise.’
‘i need you alive for the next few days, at least.’
‘missing kid, suicide… you must feel like a big city cop again, huh?’
‘are you out of your mind?!’
‘i think she knows what happened to him.’
‘do you know where he is?!’
‘stop it! you’re scaring her!’
‘that boy was never very good at taking care of himself.’
‘why am i just hearing about this?’
‘it’d be super weird if i’m not there…’
‘it’s just a loud noise. it’s okay.’
‘they won’t tell anyone about you. they promise.’
‘we wouldn’t have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.’
‘what is “friend”?’
‘you promised that you’d go.’
‘we’re gonna have a great time.’
‘he just wants to get into your pants…’
‘make sure i don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.’
‘you ever feel cursed?’
‘hey, come back inside.’
‘you are a cliché, you do realise that?’
‘yeah, she’s smart, you douche!’
‘you’re bleeding.’
‘just go ahead and go home, okay?’
‘jesus, you scared me!’
‘i didn’t think it’d be a big deal.’
‘you can talk to me.’
‘nothing happened.’
‘you need to stop this, okay?’
‘people are looking for him and they’re going to find him.’
‘can you just try and get some sleep? can you do that for me?’
‘you seriously think that the weirdo knows where he is?’
‘if there is something out there, i’m gonna shoot it in the eye - and blind it.’
‘use your powers, okay?’
‘if you get hungry, eat his snacks, okay?’
‘i know the kid’s not in there, but i gotta check off this box.’
‘no one breaks in here. certainly not some kid.’
‘who’s in charge here?’
‘science doesn’t make any damn sense to me.’
‘i seriously have no idea who you’re talking about.’
‘he’s in danger.’
‘he’s dead.’
‘i’m a dick.’
‘he must really have something to hide.’
‘yeah, this isn’t creepy at all.’
‘this is called stalking.’
‘that’s the thing about perverts. it’s hard-wired into them. you know, they just can’t help themselves.’
‘maybe she freaked out when you went all psycho on the psycho.’
‘why did they hurt you?’
‘friends tell the truth.’
‘i understand.’
‘tell me what to do.’
‘i think something happened. something terrible.’
‘this is CIA-sanctioned research.’
‘i’m not saying that there’s some grand conspiracy. i’m just saying maybe something happened.’
‘maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he saw something that he shouldn’t have.’
‘hiding.’
‘don’t waste your time with her.’
‘we are not calling the cops!’
‘please tell me it’s not the kid.’
‘you were supposed to help us find him alive.’
‘why did you lie to us?’
‘what is wrong with you?’
‘whoever you found is not my boy.’
he was hiding from that thing.’
‘you’ve gotta stop this…’
‘you’re talking about grief.’
‘i swear to you, i know what i saw. and i’m not crazy.’
‘i’m not saying that you’re crazy.’
‘i need you to believe me.’
‘i want you to try and get some sleep, if you can.’
‘can you please stop that?’
‘i thought we were friends, you know? but friends tell each other the truth.’
‘you hurt me.’
‘are you sure you’re gonna be alright here by yourself?’
‘screw his funeral!’
‘yeah, okay, but why didn’t you just talk to me? that’s crazy.’
‘i don’t know… i was scared.’
‘my parents are gonna murder me!’
‘this is not an okay time for you to shut down.’
‘maybe he’s haunting us.’
‘he’s out there somewhere. all we have to do is find him.’
‘you look pretty good.’
‘we just talked.’
‘the troopers are on duty and you should be safe because we think this is just an isolated incident.’
‘remember, if anyone sees us, look sad.’
‘do you think you can open it?’
‘abort.’
‘she’s missing and something terrible happened to her. i know it! and no one is listening to me!’
‘just leave me alone!’
‘pull me out! pull me out!’
‘what? who is interested in this? this is so stupid.’
‘mouth-breather.’
‘i think that’s a real messed up thing to do.’
‘grief shows itself in funny ways.’
‘i shouldn’t have come here today.’
‘she’s smart. she’s real smart.’
so why are you lying to me, man?’
‘what’s your problem, bud?’
‘stick your nose someplace else.’
‘thanks for ruining the game, dick.’
‘you’re gonna get us both killed!’
‘she’ll find him.’
‘i need you to find him.’
‘hurt him?’
‘i i guess i’d rather observe people than, you know…’
‘jesus, the hell happened?’
❝ you must REALLY know me if you can laugh at me!! funny thing is, i’ve never MET you before! maybe you can let me in on what you thought was so FUNNY!! ❞
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Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
"Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
"You're my hero!"
"No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
"You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
"What the SHIT?"
"I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
"Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
"Yeah, technically, this is murder."
"Love is blind, ____."
"This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
"You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
"That's why I brought him/her."
"Do you like what you see?"
"Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
"Like a testicle with teeth."
"You will die alone."
"You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
"So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
"Think of it like spring cleaning."
"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"Finish fucking her the fuck up."
"Language, please."
"Suck a cock!"
"I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
"If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Maximum effort."
"I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
"Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
"Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
"Wanna get fucked up?"
"Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
"Fuck me!"
"I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
"Why such a douche this morning?"
"Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
"Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
"You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
"You've got something in your teeth."
"Do you have an off switch?"
"We have everything we need now."
"I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
"Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
"That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
"I'm gonna need all the guns."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
"It reeks like old lady pants in here."
"Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
"Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."
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[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.
[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.
[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.
[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.
[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.
[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.
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[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.
[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.
[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.
[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.
johnny’s mood right now, courtesy of rick
you’re welcome for the gross-out imagery :^)
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johnny’s mood right now, courtesy of rick
boozerot:
best ways to get on johnny’s good side: cherry boom brain-freezies, skettios, frozen cool whip, pop rocks, tacos, strawberry icing donuts.