BooshGoose

Cowdy Howboy

[bgm05]

white people dont even say comfort character anymore they say suckpig

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[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[whatthebec]

We are the puppies of the fat dogs you ragebaited

[bunnywand-z]

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

[fuckedelf]

I blasted a bug off the ceiling with my white hot spludge!

[boybeetles]

Anyone have more of these so I can add them to my collection

[hairy-legged-vampire-bat]

[cryptotheism]

The world is made of objects and ideas but nobody knows how they are related

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[suigintou]

lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

[lesbx]

my dog has eaten so many pizza rolls in his life i think he thinks they are dog treats and that’s why he is so flabbergasted every time he sees me eating them. hes like what the fuck do you think you’re doing with those

[lesbx]

you are so onto something because they do have that kind of *pop* between your teeth. Imagine them running around in a field

[spiderbasil]

Someday everything is going to be different. When i paint my Masterpiece

[sacred-portal]

[patientno7]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway