brandongfys

brandon. 34. vegas. caregiver. video games & tacos make me happy. Beavis and Buttt-Head collector forever. (IG - @thismerchsuckshuhhuh) poe ❤🐈‍⬛

[brandongfys]

radiate, recognize one silent call as we all form one dark flame.

[brandongfys]

it's been real Tumblr (not really) but it's time for me to leave you. 🖕

phone = deactivated.

social media (minus my Beavis account) = gone.

if you need me, uhh.. don't. 👌

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2026 will be the year of me doing what the fuck i want to do. i'm saying this now, and i am sticking the fuck to this.

next year will be my spite tour.

i will get my chest piece.

i will have merch. i am going to focus more on my collection account. i will start all of my projects and i will succeed.

i'm going to go insane on my collection.

no more being afraid of failing.

i would much rather be hated for who i am, than loved for something that I am not.

whether i have help, support or love from anyone or not, next year is mine, i'm grabbing it by the throat and fucking taking it. no excuses. no plan b. i will do this my way and that's it. i will bury all the fake bullshit. no social media. no being held back by people in my life that couldn't manage a fucking Target. i'm willing to lose everything to get what i want. me playing it safe doesn't work anymore.

lets. fucking. go.

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it's been two weeks. what i thought was my dad just randomly getting into a little winter illness turned into probably the worst two weeks of my life.

waking up with my eye completely swollen shut.

vomit. take medicine. overheat. vomit more. take more medicine, repeat the cycle. 30 minutes of sleep, vomit, 30 minutes of sleep. days of wrapping myself in a cocoon and just hugging my trash can because i wasn't able to set it down long enough without throwing up again.

not eating for a week and a half. barely being able to handle liquid because it either tasted so bad or my body just wouldn't hold the intake of it. no water, no Gatorade, no Powerade, nothing, just feeling like i was going to die at absolutely any moment of the day. no energy to move, barely any energy to sit up or do anything without coughing or choking half to death.

i don't know what this was, but all i know is that i hope i never have to deal with this again, i hope this never comes back. & if it does? please, just let me go outside and push me into traffic, i cannot handle this again.

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well then.. i have no idea what these are. 🤣 i am under the assumption that these are prototypes of the 22" plush set that was released by Spencer's in 1996? but their faces are a bit different, and they are obviously way smaller, but that's obviously why they would be called prototypes 😅

are they something completely different? are they what i think they are? i have no clue and that irks me a little bit, but that also makes them super special.

Beavis and Butt-Head mail days are my favorite days and i will forever love adding onto my collection. 😊

EDIT: SO, over a year later.. I FINALLY got some info about what these are.. these were supposed to mass produced as "Beavis and Butt-Head "Silly Slammers"" in 1999. They were supposed to be sold as a countertop display at I would assume Spencers, Blockbuster or Hollywood Video (for all my old people here) both Beavis and Butt-Head had multiple different sound effects (when slammed onto the ground, hence the name) non replaceable batteries so once they die, they die and cannot play the voice effects anymore. While this is not confirmed, i might have the only set in the entire world, I at least have "one of" the only sets in the world.

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my favorite days are spent relaxing with you. ❤

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re-downloaded tumblr into my phone just to inform everyone that they need to say happy birthday to my beautiful little fur son. happy birthday Poe! you're so damn pretty and amazing. i truly have no idea what i would ever do without you. ❤

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when you turn your back we'll still be standing tall, like the stars in the sky you were meant to fall.

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before today is over, i have to make sure that i make a post about this.

happy 26th birthday Do America. i will forever love you so much. ❤ watching you right now and still repeating every single thing word for word.

(side note, jesus i'm getting olddddddd.) 😅😅

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happy birthday to the prettiest boy ever. you're so sweet, so gentle, so smart and just so amazing in every way and even after all these years, you amaze me more and more every single day. i know that you have been super spooked with us having to move on short notice and having no idea what has been going on, but you have been the best boy through all of it and i'm so proud of you. you're my best friend and there's no one i'd rather share my birthday with. i love you buddy. ❤

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remember two weeks ago when i woke up and i was told that i have to be out of my place as soon as humanly possible? OH.. and then factoring in that you live with your father, who is disabled, permanently bound to a wheelchair and that it almost impossible to find a new location to live that is actually handicapped accessible on like two weeks notice?

yeah. those are fun great times. packing, finding a new place, and having to move within a matter of weeks is the most amazing thing ever.

so much fun. & completely destroying everything that i wanted to do for my birthday. no money. no gifts for me. no anything.

i'm exhausted and i hate everything.

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ahhh mail day again. 😁

i'm so happy about these. these items were actually ordered like.. two months ago as a birthday present for myself, but you know.. covid wanted to be a fartknocker. 😅😅

these may just look like ordinary items, just ordinary keychains, but i am so ridiculously happy that these are here and i have these items in my collection.

in 2001, four years after the original series had ended, a company in Tokyo, Japan named Young Epoch acquired the rights to the boys and started to make a bunch of merchandise (a lot of which is wayyyyyyy cooler than some of the United States merchandise, but that is besides the point.) These particular keychains are one of the amazing items that they had made, not because they talk, not because of how they look, but these items rule honestly because yes, they do talk, BUT.. if you push the buttons that are located on their backs, they don't speak English, they actually speak Japanese. 😁

having these sealed, in great condition makes me happy.

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is throwback thursday a thing anymore?

ahh who even cares. 

what a beautiful, strange little child i was. also, yes.. that is me potty training while reading Beavis and Butt-Head comic books and wearing my Beavis and Butt-Head slippers. 29 years later, still strange, and not a damn thing has changed with those two.

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this was delivered to me today, and i'm not entirely certain how to explain this, or the fact that i literally have this in my possession?

this is the ORIGINAL, literally an original storyboard/script from Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.. this is what they used to animate all the different sequences in the film itself.

like.. what am i even typing right now? how is this a thing.. 😭😭😭

this script is from the first travel sequence in which Beavis and Butt-Head head off to the Grand Canyon and they are amazed by the donkey "the poop is coming out of the ass, of the ass." & it shows the boys "Wanted" poster being printed out, as well as different scenes of the bus, the senior citizens that they are with and it shows Agent Flemming and ATF Agent Bork.

having this in my collection is just.. i have no words for how amazing this is. i will always continue to collect Beavis and Butt-Head merchandise, but this.. this is just.. i know in my heart that every other item i own is special, but this item is literally just so different and man.. my heart is so happy right now.

[brandongfys]

look at those eyes though. ❤

my everything. my best friend. he's so beautiful.

[brandongfys]

if you’re not strong on the inside, you can’t be strong on the outside.

[brandongfys]

our life is just one big trick or treat.

happy day of birth to me!