Stuff I Like. Nothing Fancy.

Random thoughts and things I find amusing.

[depsidase]

[lioness--hart]

Tired: us looking at Grace and Rocky and saying "Humans will pack bond with anything"

Wired: Eridians looking at themselves and Grace's terrarium and going "Eridians will pack bond with anything"

(Thanks to my beloved @teashadephoenix for coming to see me and converting me to this movie, I'm in love)

[talkinplant]

Expired: Eridians creating monsterfucker smut about squishies on their version of tumblr.

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[theconcealedweapon]

They use the second amendment as a reason to openly brandish guns for no reason other than "because I can". Think of all those times when people carried assault rifles on their routine shopping trips.

Then, when someone actually uses the second amendment for its intended purpose, to fight back against a tyrannical government, those same people complain.

[theconcealedweapon]

[paranoidgemsbok]

me talking about horror to normal people: its not torture porn, horror is an incredible medium to explore personal complex emotions and the genre at large can really speak to a society's unspoken fears at a given time in history

me talking about horror to my pervert friends: ranking saw traps by how horny they are

[english-history-trip]

Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

[english-history-trip]

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[2x16]

i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of ‘what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as ‘the evil ones’ and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it’s a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it’s not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don’t think about it’ and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

[talkinplant]

#AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[devinellekurtz]

My Neighbor Demon-Tiger

[rylandsgrace]

Good lord……

[talkinplant]

Holy...

[lazyscience]

stolen from bluesky.

[keikomivra]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

[inonibird]

Eclipse

[inonibird]

Hey, this is relevant again after 7 years~

[talkinplant]

Them: Would you like to eat 20-30 corn tortillas?

Me: No, that's way too much

Them: What if we cut them into quarters, deep fry them, cover them in salt, and you scoop queso with them?

Me: Oh absolutely! Perfect!

[thundergrace]

I am.... speechless. Every word of this plot, I can't process it.

[gay-fandom-menace]

Official poster!

[fuckyeahwarriorwomen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH5NAahf76s

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions