Mia.

British! Trying to live life! 💚drawing & acting. Don't know what else to put....

[braundyposts]

Can't believe my brother is married! But got an awesome sister-in-Law now 🙌🏻 #wedding #brotherswedding #family

[braundyposts]

Can't believe my brother is married! But got an awesome sister-in-Law now 🙌🏻 #wedding #brotherswedding #family

[perks-of-being-chinese]

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Ahhhh the picture of our final year 1 performance!! At St. George's Theatre #theatre #theatrelife #stgeorgestheatre #performance #stage

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How?! from talking about a moth can change drastically to us sounding like a bickering married couple 😂 #truefriendship #truefriends #friendshipgoals #funnytextposts #bickering #argue #banter #friends #lmfao #doesntknowme

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Friendship goals! Noodle death experience 😂 #friendshipgoals #friendship #truefriends #soulmates #chocked #couldntbreathe #lmfao #noodles #noodle #neardeathexperience #nohelp #noodleexperience #lol

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Wow

[braundyposts]

Lex: What does BDSM mean?

Clarke [Before Raven or Octavia can interrupt]: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING.

[fragile-strenght]

[speaknowbuckley]

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: *Holding a copy of 50 shades* So… I found something interesting we could try…

Person B: *whips out all three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender* I found something interesting we could WATCH.

[braundyposts]

I love this group photo from performance week. #physical theatre #drama #theatre #performance #almatheatre

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Donald Duck #mydrawing #sketch #sketches #sketchbook #drawing #pencilart #donaldduck #penart #lookingsmart #cartoon #art #artwork

[braundyposts]

The final days of being in Gran Canaria is finally uploaded! I MISS THE SUN! #stupidbritishweather #spanishmarket #spanishisland #market #spain🇪🇸 #spanish #vlogs #vlog #grancanaria #pool #parrots #parrotshow #flowers #flowervillage #village #beautifulplace #boats #thefinaldays #sunny #sunnyweather #youtube #youtubechannel #youtuber #newvideo

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what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[claimed-clams]

Treeson

[pleatedjeans]

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

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OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

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I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

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she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

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She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

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Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

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“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

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She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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Fuck you bobert