master shitposter

[diddly-darn-robot]

[fedswatching]

when you drop something then drop it again

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[fresh2definitely]

Keep Dancing Baby…

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[popssoda]

These

[kristina100000]

you will never be stable... that is for horses

[flourmill]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[bnkyl0caa]

PLEASE lord 🙏🏼

[astrolocherry]

[birchdoors]

no one:

the baby zombie outside my base:

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[dreepydrabbles]

[ewaneneollav]

[snarp]

I don’t know how to stop being stupid

[snarp]

I am NOT asking for assistance in this matter

[officialunitedstates]

me when im bored and just feel like balancin

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[gorps]

[atrisk]

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

[mevil]