Sade Olutola
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Discoholic 🪩
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
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Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@brazenthroats
I feel like such a dummy cause I have a crush on my coworker and he’s just super chaotic for me in my life right now. But yesterday his friend’s mom told him that she thought I was the prettiest girl she ever saw and he said he agreed with her so excuse me as I THROW MYSELF DOWN A SEWAGE DRAIN.
damn some of yall girls have male therapists??? ur brave as shit
when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before
James: This is the worst fake ID I’ve ever seen. You realize you’ve made yourself 68?
Lily: I know, I goofed it.
James: What do you need a fake ID for anyway?
Lily: So I can vote.
most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please
harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.
during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house
reblog to save a life
Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible
Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical
Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative
Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (1981/1984)
I’m proud of him
He is just fucking great.
Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival: Very Good
this looks like the reception desk of my mind
this is the future liberals want
there’s a lot to unpack here
@naturallybadforyou
parks and rec had the best minor characters
good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires
let’s review the Facts of the Case as far as anyone who’s not in on the secret knows them
super normal teenage girl moves to small town
becomes obsessed with a guy who by all appearances is in a cult
the incident where they dramatically broke up and Bella tried to go back to Phoenix but Edward followed her and they got back together but also Bella’s leg got mysteriously broken
another dramatic breakup and this time the entire family skips town leaving Bella catatonically depressed
sudden trip to Italy??? and then the entire family comes back???
Whatever Happened In Eclipse I Don’t Remember
Bella marries boyfriend of approx. a year and a half, goes away on an exotic vacation and immediately contracts a life threatening disease
is rarely seen in public again until her mysterious death, which if I’m remembering correctly is a thing?? because Bella was pretty sure her mom wouldn’t be able to handle the vampire thing and that they were going to have to fake a death which is!! fucked UP
also apparently the Cullens haven’t ever bothered with, like, changing their names, so if anyone goes poking around they’re easily going to discover a family of seven rich weirdos moving around various overcast cities together for at least a century
tell me you wouldn’t watch this shit
highlights:
generic Missing White Woman opening that rapidly spirals into interviews Bella’s hilarious tacky high school classmates talking shit about the Cullens (Mike Newton’s Time To Shine)
Charlie (who Knows) uncomfortably lying to the camera about how of course he’s Very Sad about all of this and misses his daughter a whole lot. the crew immediately begins speculating about Charlie’s involvement.
a few scenes shot in Italy. the voice over concludes that there are no clues to be found there while a Volturi member hovers very obviously in the background for the audience’s enjoyment
testimonies about Carlisle’s character that end with the interviewee getting distracted thinking how hot he was, including Charlie
a segment trying to figure out what the Fuck Jacob’s involvement is followed by a montage of werewolves slamming their front doors in the crew’s faces
a brief mention of the murder spree that happened in Seattle during Bella’s senior year but quickly shrugging it off as DEFINITELY unrelated to any of this
trying to dig into where the Cullens lived before Forks and quickly realizing that None Of These Children Existed Before the Age of Seventeen
briefly toying with a kidnapping scenario before stumbling onto a record of the Cullens in some other town that’s JUST old enough to be inconsistent with the ages they were supposed to be in Forks
“wait I think all the kids were actually in their twenties, maybe?”
“wait what the fUCK?”
