The Rat Eatery

she/her - Russian/American art blog @rat-studio Occasionally a PWHL live blog

[flaherty-updates]

there is a hockey team that exists right now that consists solely of defensive pair mae batherson and kendall cooper alone in the middle of the desert

[calimckay17]

Day 2 signing updates of Despair and Mourning aka the PWHL Expansion Draft

[the-rat-eatery]

Day 1 of phase 2 and here are my very informed and cohesive thoughts:

Detroit… I wanted to love you so much, I think I still love you…. I will still go to your games because you’re only a train ride away… and yet I am also excited to boo the horrific fucking signing you made because baby what the actually fuck was that

Daryl Watts I love you I hope you’re happy and my new friends coming from Seattle I hope to get to know you better, I’m sure you’re fantastic. Please be gay and happy in the filter’s vicinity, that will hopefully take her out.

Email [email protected] and yell at them??

Manifesting pwhl Chicago next year that CURL CANT GO TO

[pwhl-mybeloved]

broooo im winded and they haven’t even killed my family yet

[the-rat-eatery]

Do i just stop giving a fuck about proximity and hometown status and keep rooting for Montreal instead of Detroit

NO have faith something will change (i appreciate your delusion)

YES FUCK HURL

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

[the-rat-eatery]

with this luck when they actually expand to chicago the filter is just gonna go there too

because the rats at my eatery are cursed by god himself

[etheltempest]

don’t worry guys i have personally reached out to the governor of michigan about this matter

[inmototacion]

Can we as fans vote her off the team I’m so serious

[the-rat-eatery]

detroit signed hurl

imma kill myself

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[etheltempest]

yay detroit but i’m still waiting for a chicago team 😭

[jakeyjake22diary]

You guys don't get how Slavic Ilya looks to a person who grew up in Russia, that mf looks like a big chunk of my old classmates and friends. I don't mean his talking because he sounds like he learned Russian as a teenager from old sitcoms.

I mean the fucking pout and frown, the way he's so grumpy despite liking someone, the way he calls shane by his second name because he's scared itll be too personal, the way he can't keep his mouth shut during sex, especially those little bits of hair by the side of his face, like BRO whoever did the casting for Connor storrie did a fucking amazing job (I'll personally eat their ass) because when I first watched the show I was like 'oh second gen russian immigrant, my bro' then I found out that mf is from Texas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sheepshot]

[sera-moving-time-deactivated202]

based on something I saw a bit back

[missymiel]

An exit press conference