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[wekiaam]

I wonder why everyone's so scared of Brooklyn

@clevereverest 's request!

[splatoonusna]

Memo from Grizzco: This Big Run, we're looking at total workforce productivity, not individual contributions. Employees worldwide will contribute to the tally--and if the numbers go up enough, everyone who helped gets scales. Think you can hit 700 million eggs? Well, try.

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[skinnamon39]

[emper0rbuggy]

[dradelcra]

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[see-arcane]

oh god

‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ Series: Everything to Know about This Upcoming Special Project on Netflix

Learn everything about the upcoming Netflix adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray.

It's real

[linguisticparadox]

Oscar Wilde did not do TWO YEARS HARD LABOR for y'all to call Basil "Dorian's artist friend" and make them BROTHERS

[ikenoklasm]

[coolsnake]

I need to watch this video every day or I get sick

[zzoupz]

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

[mosertone]

Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

[lettersfrombeachhead]

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[fellshish]

Crowley coded

[teathattast]

This love is right

And I'm as sure as trees are ringed

As sure as windmills catch the wind

Earth will die and start anew

But I would still be loving you

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[thehussy]

[starlitskvader]

[fondesmode]

@lizard--email @wizard-email

[wekiaamtoo]

@sweetalpacamood3 @peachy-pineapples-2003 we neeedddd to hang out

[sweetalpacamood3]

We fr have to hang out again yeah🙇‍♀️

[thereosobsessions]

[senatortedcruz]

I believe him

[ampervadasz]

How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

[lillypadcrochet]

Transcript:

Man (filming): uhhh who did you say did the electrical work?

Old lady: oh, that would be my nephew Thomas, he’s very handy

Man: yeah, uh, what year did his house burn down?

Old lady: that would be about two years ag- how did you know the house burned down???

Man: had a feeling— video cuts off

[thatqueerweirdo]

Vídeo description: the camera pans over a mess of wires connected haphazardly

[nitrosplicer]

Strange given your title.