Imagination is scary.

HEY TUMBLR LOSERS. Read my fan fiction, theories pweas? <3

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Falling in the Melodic Chills★~(◡‿◡✿)

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#i have no idea what is going on but an attractive beardy fellow in suspenders is offering me a french kitten #so okay

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Just click! Please <3

http://leagueclaim.com/?ref=d59850a4d742b04

+ I can follow everyone who will reblog this :)

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CONSPIRACY THEORY: What's in the water...?

70% of Earth is covered by water and we've only explored 5% of it.

Water. It's invincible against us.

We can't breathe under water nor live in it.

We live on it.

It swallows you up, down into the endless, dark pit.

What's exactly down there? People say a lot of things, some even say nothing.

My theory is deep down in the water is an indestructible shield or barrier. Within that "barrier" it's protecting highly intellectual creatures that are observing us and possibly controlling us.There's a reason they are down there. We could never reach them. Water is our boundary between us and them.

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PYRAMIDS:My conspiracy why they were built

Tall, pointy, in the middle of nowhere in a hot, humid destination.

What if they were built to create some sort of energy source to power their ship or whatever. Think about it. Sunlight going up from the tip of the triangle powering their aircraft...

They control everything weather, atmosphere, animals... possibly people?

Don't you notice they're kind of failing right now... Global warming, wars, world problems, pollution etc.

The humiliation of being trapped and tricked.

Think about it they could just restart all over again in a second. 

 >Restart

>Continue

>New game

I can haz some reblogz?

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Asian Problems

Person: Are you related to... ( anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Wong, Chen, Nguyen )

Me:

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The Most Racist Holiday

Boy: The most racist holiday is black friday.

Me: ...

Me: *facepalm*

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do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…

Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

ho-ho-homicide

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I made my own mistakes. I decided to choose to concentrate on them, and what they will do to me. I never understood what would happen to me even if I tried. And here I am, lying down on the grass, staring up into the sky, wondering who’s out there watching me, because I especially knew that...

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FOLLOW Boringandunderstood <33333333 <33333

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MY EXPERIENCE FROM TUBMLR

-Hipsters

-Mainstream hipsters

-Depressed/bioplar hipsters

Emo/goth hipsters? (idek if that's still a thing anymore)

-Literally crying hipsters

-Fandoms

-That weird side of Tumblr

 (AUTHOR'S NOTE: You know that side of Tumblr when you just spend way too much time on the Internet) 

-FANFICTION

Fandddddddoooooms 

Insert other here : ______________ 

[shit-needles]

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I wish my life was a video game.

So then when life gets hard, you can just exit, unplug and try again tomorrow. ~.~

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Best troll NA. I feel bad for the Naut :_:

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WORDS ARE SCARY. but have you ever....

Have you ever started at a word for so long that it starts to look weird? ._. For example: the word first.

first

first

first

first

FiRsT

first

first

AsDfgfghlkghgjh. My eyes hurt after making this post. >.>

Reblog tumblr nerds and tell me a word that looks weird. :3

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I followed this tumblr for the kitties. So cute @_@

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Rebecca Black's new song. Seems legit

It was released today... On a Saturday...  Coincidence?! I think not!

 I think it's much BETTER THAN FRIDAY.

Not bad, at least she doesn't have that annoying nasal voice.

GO WATCH IT TUMBLR LOSERS. Re-blog tell me what you think :}

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This is the happiest picture I’ve ever seen

Happiest picture I've ever seen was a fat kid dropping his ice cream and getting a new one :3

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Tumblr suckz guys.

Ways Tumblr could be better:

1. More interaction with followers

a comment box would be nice...

2. A profile of your followers and following

3. CHANGE NOTES TO LIKES, GODDAMMIT [ wtf is "notes" anyway ]

4 . Less hipsters ( YESH, I SAID IT, KILL ME NOW )

Why tumblr suckz:

Hello, instagram....

hehe

GET OFF TUMBLR RITE NAO GUISE, IT SUCKZ.