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Hiya I'm Mads! ⟡ Mostly posting about my hyperfixations ⟡ 26 ⟡ she/her ⟡ ADHD

[shaneposting]

ilya: good morning team

ilya: yes i saw eclipse :)

ilya: on an unrelated note marly will not be joining us for practice today. he is at the eye doctor

ilya: but rest assured. he also saw it

[yeuziu]

"That is enough sharing for tonight, Barrett."

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[lamentelle]

village idiot checking in

[lunehowls]

i like him okay

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[chaosvanquished]

Your romanced companion when fShep dies at the end:

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[glubby]

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

[04k96]

[tall]

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[purkinje-effect]