SCENE TWO: ROGER RABBIT.

it’s not about reciprocation, it’s just all about me; a sycophantic, prophetic, socratic junkie wannabe. there’s so much skin to see, a simple epicurean philosophy. and you say i’m such a cliche, i can’t see the difference in it either way. and we left things to protect my mental health, but you call me when you’re bored and you’re playing with yourself.

[nxdiaism-deactivated20170802]

“ okay so he’s O L D, but he’s not that old and he’s YOUNG, but then again he’s not that young either. i’d HAVE to say mid twenties or early forties. then i guess i’ll have to T R Y and persuade the other professor if that does ever happen. ”

[miloatkinson]

‘’mid twenties or early forties? is that how good it’s gonna get?’’ milo asked teasingly, a grin on his face. ‘’is it really worth it? such an old and wrinkly penis?’’ 

[miloatkinson]

my internet’s so trippy i wanna cry 

[ariwintcrs-blog]

“AS THE ACTUAL start of the school year fast approaches, i’m going to need to sort out the whole on campus job situation. ever since freshman year when i was slotted with kitchen duty, i’ve made it a point to stay ahead of the curve and put my feelers out early. you don’t know true hardship until you’re thrown into a hair net and expected to serve your peers and answer ‘is this vegan’ and ‘what is couscous exactly’ twenty times per shift.” he lets out a belabored sigh, shuddering at the memory. “so … have any suggestions?”

[miloatkinson]

‘’i’m pretty sure you’d make a great amount of money as a hooker, i mean, with your abilities.’’ milo suggested teasingly, walking towards the smaller male before embracing him in a short hug. ‘’just kidding.’’ he chimed once he pulled back, though not before placing a kiss against his temple. ‘’why does it have to be on campus, though? i can see you working in a toys’r’us or something like that, a place with kids around - however, don’t tell your siblings or they’ll manipulate you into spending all your earned money on toys for them, they’re good like that, all they have to do is blink those pretty eyes.’’ 

[nxdiaism-deactivated20170802]

“ hey CRAZY idea, but if i fuck my professor do you think he’ll give me an A for the W H O L E semester? ” she asks the other, already knowing the answer since she’s done it before plenty of times. 

[miloatkinson]

‘’depends on which professor you go for, you know? if you go for a young one, probably not, seeing as he’s got no problem getting it. however, if it’s a professor who’d get all flustered because he’s not really used to that kind of attention, he’d maybe even pull some strings for you next semester with another professor.’’ 

[notcsha-blog]

“ so during the break, i had ALL the time to be able to just do whatever i want. i decided to take up the 100-burpee challenge. and guess what? your girl can now do 100 burpees without any breaks in between. probably even more, but i didn’t try that out. let me tell you, i used to hate burpees because they were always so horrible, but now i can proudly say that i enjoy doing it more than lunges. who would have ever thought i’d say this?”

[miloatkinson]

‘’what on earth made you think, ‘oh, let’s see if i can do one-hundred burpees, maybe i can break my own record!’ - you can’t be serious when you say it’s an actual challenge, can you?’’

[ftwesley]

“some little dick face stole my ipod in the quad today. right out of my back pocket, swiped it while i was ridin’ my board too. houdini shit i’m tellin’ you. on the bright side of life, it’s jailbroken and locked so good fuckin’ luck pal and it doesn’t have my own mixes on it. cause if that stuff got stolen, you best believe i’d kick a kid, i really would. great day back FSU, fuckin’ my shit up from the jump already, my word.”

[miloatkinson]

‘’okay, so..wild guess, was it an apple ipod? because don’t you have the ‘find my iphone/ipod function on it if it’s an apple? however, imagine it really being houdini..that makes the situation quite a bit cooler.’’ 

[altcrnatives-blog]

’ SO, i found this phone at the bar the other day — and it has been getting nude pictures send to it all night. honestly, i didn’t think you could pose like this while taking pictures. ’

[miloatkinson]

‘’hook a bro up, will you?’’ milo replied jokingly. ‘’where’s that phone? i’m kinda curious now.’’ 

[fck-lindseyhathaway-deactivated]

“I say we hit the town tonight.” Linds suggested with a smirk. “We’ve got the whole week to move in, a night of fun can’t hurt. I know a couple clubs that could let us in. Or some house parties.”

[miloatkinson]

‘’Why even suggest a club when there are house parties?’’ Milo commented with a grin. ‘’I mean, the trashier the better, right? We can even pass out at those parties and in the morning we get to watch how the owners have to clean up. It’s sort of amusing to me-- is that a bad thing?’’ 

[sightheo-blog]

theo eyed the person in front of him, taking a swig of the beer in front of him. they continued to ramble, and he nearly zoned out. instead, he just continued listening and taking one swig after the other. ❝ hmm…i see. tell me more. ❞ he mumbled in response, his eyes drifting downwards.

[miloatkinson]

‘’seeing as you’re apparently not very interested in your lady friend, why don’t you introduce me to her?’’ milo questioned with a light smirk as he joined the two in their seemingly one-sided conversation. 

[cartierlogue]

– “So, I went to check out the studio, right? And some guy was in there, completely naked, just like… hanging around. And I’m no prude, I don’t fuckin’ care, y’know? But he had charcoal smeared all over his ass, all over three canvases, and the wall. And I’m like, how the hell did he managed that? I mean, really. Killed my inspiration.” 

[miloatkinson]

‘’Maybe he was waiting for you and had to amuse himself because you weren’t there yet? Maybe he even wanted you to paint him like one of your french boys.’’ 

[stcrpriince-blog]

“ – guess who just got a skype call from FATHER dearest? oh i know he means well..  saying ‘make sure you get enough sleep.. and.. stayed hydrated and.. keep away from BOYS.. and say hello to your friend in the background’.. he’s not the brightest when it comes to RELATIONSHIPS.. but even him gal palling.. myself and the ‘friend’ who was obviously more friendly then ‘usual’.. that’s low even for him.. ugh – the move here from England is proving to be the best choice i’ve ever made.. even after two years..”

[miloatkinson]

‘’this makes me wonder.. why even accept a call from your old man when you’re with your gal pal who obviously wasn’t just a pal?’’ milo questioned, wrapping his arms over one another. ‘’i mean, it sounds like a situation you could’ve avoided, you know.’’ 

[legcndaryoutlaw]

“ Fuck unpacking. I refuse to do it, not happening. I got as far as hooking up the t.v and setting up the bed. Netflix and chill are really the only necessities of life. At least it is for me right now and yes those are smiles on my boxers. I appreciate the eye wonder. It’s a privilege, truly. “

[miloatkinson]

‘’Think about it like this: The people you take back to your room will be impressed, and it’ll feel more like a home to them, you know? So maybe they’re more inclined to stay that way, which can earn you an extra morning round. See where I’m going here? Also - Not entirely sure how I feel about the smileys, I get that it’s happy hour whenever you get to show them off, but...yeah.’’ 

[oflaurens-blog]

‘ okay, why was my request for an inflatable slide off the balcony denied? i mean, the dean doesn’t want me jumping off it and shit anymore so this would easily solve the problem?? i think they don’t care about my SAFETY enough. i would even settle for a ramp for me to skateboard down. i pay thousands of dollars a year to go to this damn school and they can’t even do me this solid, how disappointing. but at least they fixed the lock on my door, there were some awkward situations of people just walking into my room last year that i’d prefer not to repeat. doesn’t anyone knock these days?? ’ 

[miloatkinson]

‘’why would they deny such a request? i mean, i personally think that it’s the perfect solution-- why aren’t inflatable slides a thing yet, though? i feel like we could better society with this. well, we could if you forget about the burglars and stuff, but you get what i mean. awkward situations as in people walking in while someone’s got their fingers inside of you? been there, done that-- walking in on people, i mean. and people walking in on me while i’ve got my fingers inside of someone, but that’s a story for a different day.’’ 

[suicideisquad]

Would you live for me?

[nikopng]

“ it appears as though the rest of my shoes didn’t make my flight,” noelle began to no one in particular, “ do you think it’s sanitary to walk around the campus barefoot? i wore my adidas slippers with fuzzy socks on the plane and apparently i’ve committed twelve fashion violations just on my way here.” green eyes looked down at her feet as she inspected the sandals she was wearing, not quite sure what was so atrocious about them.

[miloatkinson]

‘’i’m not sure if you’ve noticed, my dearest noelle, but the amount of sharp things you can step into is insane, and i don’t know about you, but in my opinion, leaving a trail of blood behind isn’t something that you should bring into this world, am i still making sense?’’ 

[adalynnfm]

climbing out of her black dodge ram, dorina’s feet planted on the ground as she held an umbrella over her head encase the on-and-off showers decided to start up again. “damn dorina, back at it again with the over packing,” she joked to herself as she started pulling item after item out of her truck. the brunette quickly coming to the realization that it’d be impossible for her to get any of her stuff to the kappa house before sundown while holding the umbrella precisely over her head she turned to find someone who’d be willing to help her out. “hey, you, could you hold this?” she questioned as her fingers fiddled along the handle of her umbrella and a smile etched onto her face.

[miloatkinson]

‘’slow down there, princess.’’ milo chuckled, taking the umbrella from her before collapsing it. ‘’first of all, there’s no rain. second, there’s no sun either. what do you need an umbrella for?’’ he questioned with a quirk of his eyebrow. 

[zoeyrpt]

“ today i learned that this school has no appreciation for art. you know how they’re always telling you to express your mind and all that shit? well you start painting on one of the walls to decorate this place up a little and all of a sudden it’s considered VANDALISM. but on the bright side they’re letting me off with a warning this time around. i’m starting to wonder if it’s because i’m majoring physics. ”

[miloatkinson]

‘’are you saying you didn’t even TRY to cut a deal so you could finish your piece? i’m disappointed. i mean, i get that a warning is probably a good deal, but they’re getting rid of your piece, man, that’s a part of your SOUL right there on that wall.’’