Bolek The bread

Here, You’ll never find a crumby bread pun because I’m on a roll!

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what the heck is this place?!

onion you got explaining to do.

what the hell...

"add tags"

ok..

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i don't know anymore! I have brain rot!

get jake Webber & Johnnie Guilbert'd  

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MORNING!

I have officially been on this wacky, odd internet-place for ONE DAY! yay! still no signs of any of the other chompettes having an internet... other than cabbage! and yesterday she said she was something called a "lesbian" on one of her "Posts" . . . whatever that is, it's good... I think? okay . . .

ONION SIGNING OFF!

for a few moments, haha!

actually... that's a lie, moments aren't accurate. . .

For a few Minutes! BYE!

(also don't forget to take a nice warm bath, stinky! >w<)

-Onion

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Why's the knife bleeding.

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STOP TERRORIZING ME

[furiousmagazineiv]

Stop bleeding this cutting board was expensive.

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WHAT THE FUCK

[nichrome-media]

A Toast

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Chompette Gossip!

I heard potato is going To take cabbage's place as leader!

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he’s what

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yeah! tomorrow!

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who the fff….fridge magnet let him do that

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i did, whatcha gonna do about it, lady

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uhhhhh

err

i i idk-

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well, i won't do anything I'm Just loafing around

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Chompette Gossip!

I heard potato is going To take cabbage's place as leader!

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he’s what

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yeah! tomorrow!

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who the fff….fridge magnet let him do that

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i did, whatcha gonna do about it, lady

[deerdreamstudios]

Giving away one of these on Twitter! Just wishlist Dread Weight and follow the instructions here:

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look!!!!!

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Wheat make the best of friends.

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hahaha, get it?????

The bread couple broke up because their relationship was crumbling.

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hey you.

 It’s past your bread-time.

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Cornbread wont give me his joke book.

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uh oh

....Guys....

I think raspberry and bread died.

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nUH-uH Just making quality jokes that are funnier than all of the chompettes's

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hey you!

eat your onions!

..please? :D

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make me

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got another pun for you!

What do elves use to make sandwhiches?

short-bread.

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If you're the chompettes do you be chompin?

yeah, that babayagussy

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My Jokes are never Crumby!

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