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sky rat supreme

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[breadbarr]

"Hey. You! Finally evolved. Tried to cross the border..."

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[breadbarr]

[breadbarr]

Carry the flame has been ruined forever, hasn't it? Damn it

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[breadbarr]

If this is unprompted in the absence of a pregnant woman I can understand why. Otherwise carry that torch

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[breadbarr]

Really depends on the denomination. There are two known flavors of both Baptists and Methodists: Bland white people food at the community luncheon (and all that entails, you know) or "The sermon is over its time to drink and be merry, the love of Christ compels me!" Now Presbyterian? Lutheran? Yeah, stiff as a board and committed to the color grey.

[oneheadtoanother]

[breadbarr]

Dumbasses think you can fry air. With what grease?

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[breadbarr]

What do you mean I can't just shove fries and beef in my stomach?

[angelicguy]

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

[breadbarr]

You can say his name: George H.W. Busch.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[breadbarr]

Everyday you can discover a new issue facing some portion of the human race

[nosdoog]

nap gone wrong

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[breadbarr]

I care not for fan fiction personally, but your resolute dedication to your cause merits acknowledgement. Carry on in all things.

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[breadbarr]

Unfortunately accurate to my current situation

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[breadbarr]

I'm choosing to do a church of Seattle run, so

[decayalectical-deactivated20230]

how do you become so well read?

by reading

[breadbarr]

You can even use your ears nowadays if you're feeling dangerous

[orthoscheme]

op? op. op wake up. listen to me. i have to put an annoying additon on your post now. op. you dont understand. if i dont give my quip im going to hurt myself in real life. ok?

[breadbarr]

A sufficiently annoying addendum

Regards,

Breadbarr

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK