biomechanics and behavior of squeezing through small openings @helicalsymmetry - Tumblr Blog

byf: contemplate the majesty of the noble hagfish.

(hagfish sex post here) (hagfish sex post faq here)

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

so apparently if you get the 5000 posts milestone notification and then you delete a bunch of posts, you can get it again.

unification

thanks everyone for coming to the public conversation i've been having with myself over the span of several years

morggo

inheritance

ink and watercolor on cold press paper, ~4x5"

original for sale: https://ko-fi.com/s/78bdce324d

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/inheritance/

alt version prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/inheritance-alt-ver/

requiem-on-water

Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java | Ph: Olivier Grunewald

#YES

so it turns out 'zero hours of sleep' is actually the perfect state to be in when you try on a full-face obscuring mask for the first time and then go stare at yourself in a mirror for a while feeling perfectly normal feelings

#is this what it's like for looking in the mirror to feel good.#good luck getting me out of this ever again this is already my face.

last week i slept for 8+ hours 3 nights in a row, which is the first time that's happened all year. of course last night i didn't sleep at all and i have changed nothing between now and then because chronic conditions are a beautiful gift that permanently decouples cause and effect except when they Really don't. and it drives you to madness.

#a rare condition called garbage body

onefootin1941

Spring, J.C. LEYENDECKER. The Saturday Evening Post - 1922

covid-safer-hotties

Source

#lmfao #a rare condition called garbage body

wonlaanimalist

The last life

15x21,ink and watercolour

atrusovaartist

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm “jellyfish in the ocean” 2024 #artwork #acrylicpainting

scissorsaint

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

another reason i can't really get into the kind of hagfish science that requires/provides formal approval is that i know it would probably be less than a year before i got in serious trouble for losing my shit publicly at someone who won't shut up about hating hagfish.

#i once got in trouble in elementary school for physically attacking another child for trying to kill a luna moth.#i stand by this decision forever and while i have somewhat better self control now i am fundamentally not different from this.#you can't do that kind of thing and stay employed i'm pretty sure.#however you also can't be fired from being random insane internet hagfish guy. so. here i am.#if someone without neurological problems and pathologically skewed priorities would like to be the public face of hagfish acceptance #you can have all my stuff. i don't care about credit i care about hagfish.#hagfishposting