I Love Exy

He/they Arlo

[holdmycards]

HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL PEOPLE? I AM NOT CALLED NICO BECAUSE OF PJO. IT'S JUST A NICKNAME FOR NICHOLAS. 😭

[jetsetski]

the nickname bone is right there, but okay

[holdmycards]

toblabone

[breadsticknerd]

Can i have some of that toblebone🤞

[holdmycards]

i must sleep but i am curating a reading list of fanfic. how dare.

[breadsticknerd]

Well now you gotta share

[feluart]

soft mornings 🌅

[holdmycards]

i miss who i was 2 years ago.

[breadsticknerd]

Well i miss you, how bout that

[holdmycards]

why do my stupid amazing best friends have to be so far awAY. fuckin rude, methinks.

[jetsetski]

because @breadsticknerd has a cat, okay? cat needs to be fed, god damm

[breadsticknerd]

Well now why do you guys live across the ocean?? Thats actually homophobic that you don't live next door

[breadsticknerd]

@holdmycards can we text on tumblr and by this i mean repost each other's posts with a response and make anyone that comes across it think that we're long lost siblings finding each other after a war fighting for opposite sides?

[holdmycards]

of course, of course. there have been so many moons since we interacted with one another in the flesh 😭

[breadsticknerd]

I would do abominable things to be in your presence once more, I am in the process of building a ship to sail across the Atlantic. Meet me at the border.

[holdmycards]

i shall begin my travels immediately. however, there are preparations to be made. bring the ship, we shall sail as the residents of the black pearl once did. i hope to find you soon.

[breadsticknerd]

I trust you will have gotten your affairs in order, we will not be back for many months. Bring along your fiancé, and I will bring my cat, whom we will feed with fish and seaweed.

[holdmycards]

this arrangement appears extremely satisfactory, my good fellow. i shall anticipate our rendezvous.

[breadsticknerd]

Wonderful, I cannot contain my excitement

[kaity--did]

Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

[hypnospilot]

Happy pride, specifically to trans men who make mediocre pasta dishes.

I love you.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Acronym confusion! Full time mama!🎵

[tiredwiredanduninspired]

@scarbleu

how are you with pasta buddy?

[jetsetski]

i'm fucking CRACKED at pasta. i can make it from scratch no problemo

idk if it's any good bc the only people who eat it are me and i also havent made it in a while and also i did once burn pasta...

[breadsticknerd]

Well me, personally, I am bad at making pasta, which means im honoring the ftm tradition but dishonoring my italian blood

[breadsticknerd]

@holdmycards can we text on tumblr and by this i mean repost each other's posts with a response and make anyone that comes across it think that we're long lost siblings finding each other after a war fighting for opposite sides?

[holdmycards]

of course, of course. there have been so many moons since we interacted with one another in the flesh 😭

[breadsticknerd]

I would do abominable things to be in your presence once more, I am in the process of building a ship to sail across the Atlantic. Meet me at the border.

[holdmycards]

i shall begin my travels immediately. however, there are preparations to be made. bring the ship, we shall sail as the residents of the black pearl once did. i hope to find you soon.

[breadsticknerd]

I trust you will have gotten your affairs in order, we will not be back for many months. Bring along your fiancé, and I will bring my cat, whom we will feed with fish and seaweed.

[jetsetski]

i may have gained some weight but now my skinny jeans dont fit my trademark my love my twink arse mf jeans DON'T FIT NOW

[breadsticknerd]

I will wire you some money for new jeans!

[jetsetski]

"you can't buy a new body" you really underestimate my ability to get onto weird sides of the internet...

[breadsticknerd]

Stop putting my self love message down!! Lmao

[jetsetski]

i may have gained some weight but now my skinny jeans dont fit my trademark my love my twink arse mf jeans DON'T FIT NOW

[breadsticknerd]

I will wire you some money for new jeans!

[breadsticknerd]

@holdmycards can we text on tumblr and by this i mean repost each other's posts with a response and make anyone that comes across it think that we're long lost siblings finding each other after a war fighting for opposite sides?

[holdmycards]

of course, of course. there have been so many moons since we interacted with one another in the flesh 😭

[breadsticknerd]

I would do abominable things to be in your presence once more, I am in the process of building a ship to sail across the Atlantic. Meet me at the border.

[breadsticknerd]

@holdmycards can we text on tumblr and by this i mean repost each other's posts with a response and make anyone that comes across it think that we're long lost siblings finding each other after a war fighting for opposite sides?

[breadsticknerd]

All of my grand-parents were immigrants and when i was a kid one time i went to my friend's house and her grandparents were there and i got so confused because they didn't speak with an accent. Little me just thought grand-parents came from a different planet?? I guess??

[shronktheplonk]

Kevin Day writes self insert fanfiction where he walks downstairs in the morning to find out the Moriyamas have sold him to the USC Trojans.

[gremlinnddraws]

Indefinitely

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[lucien-calore]

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

[spiralstaircased]

youve made me very happy by saying this

[lucien-calore]

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

[spiralstaircased]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room