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holy dhit holy dhit holy shit
DUDEEEE A HOUSE?? IN THIS ECONOMY
i think the most embarrassing thing is sending a reel to a bunch of people on instagram and accidentally clicking the ‘send to group’ button instead of ‘send individually’
desperately procrastinating so strongly im back on tumblr
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
Ohhhhh she is one of nature’s most successful predators known for taking down animals EASILY ten times her size and could take me out like a Taco Bell burrito and all I wanna do is smootch her lil bitty faaaaace jjuigfhdtgdgvtuhfhftbyjghfdyk
dude she even got to my nose hairs ill never be the same again
ladies my life is a shit sitcom over the last three days i got told my grandpa was dead by my 9yo (SUPER annoying) cousin, speed ran 20 years of toxic female beauty standards, and found out my grandma was ALSO dead from a fucking INSTAGRAM REEL i found while stalking my uncles socials. what is this
going overseas tmw!! super exciting yet i feel so nervous i may throw up
Where r u going???
sweden for a cousins wedding n also japan!!
Jdjdjd that’s so cool!!??? Send me pictures PLS
ofc!!!
going overseas tmw!! super exciting yet i feel so nervous i may throw up
Where r u going???
sweden for a cousins wedding n also japan!!
going overseas tmw!! super exciting yet i feel so nervous i may throw up
you tell him
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Tried to figure out how I've been running these things and I came up with this
SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards
my take on this
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
happy birthday zoro 🎉🍾
"Why do we make laser grids like these?" "What do you mean?" "I mean instead of a messy random arrangement of lasers that a nimble intruder might be able to jump through, why not a simple grid wall with no gaps large enough to allow a person to pass through?"
"Because the person who's in charge of the lasers is the same one who designed the ventilation shafts big enough to crawl through. They're either dating someone at the top, and can't be fired for incompetence, or they're secretly working for the enemy. Possibly both."
"Why can't we--"
"Do anything about it? Do YOU want to get fired for saying one of the upper-ups is sleeping with a rebel sympathizer? Go ahead and try it; I'll eat all the breakroom doughnuts in your honor after you're gone."
Meanwhile:
"Exᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ, ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴀsᴇʀ ɢʀɪᴅ ɪs sᴏ… ɪɴᴇғғɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛ."
"Because you ordered me to cut costs if I wanted to keep everybody employed, and that means cutting back on things like laser detectors. We couldn't afford enough lasers for a proper grid spaced closely enough that nobody could slip through them and still keep Kevin employed - you know, the one whose kid just got diagnosed with leukemia?"
"Yᴇs, I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ. Tʀᴀɢɪᴄ. Bᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɢʟᴇs…?"
"Well, nobody can see the actual laser beams unless they blow some dust in the air, and even that isn't really effective and only lasts for a couple seconds. It's not like in the movies — the dust doesn't just hang around conveniently in the air and keep the lasers visible. Dust settles, that's a notable thing dust does. So we placed the lasers at — well, not random angles, but angles that an intruder's not likely to catch with a single blow off a compact, but that they are likely to catch if they're just moving through the room. I did the math, it's a whole thing. I had to make some assumptions about the median body size and agility of an intruder—"
"I sᴇᴇ. Sᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪs—"
"Stochastic security, yeah. Do you want me to show you the math? I've got a notebook—"
"Nᴏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs sᴜғғɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛ. Nᴏᴡ, ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ ᴠᴇɴᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴅᴜᴄᴛs…"
"Ah, yes. Those are larger than I'd like, but they let the knife roombas move through without getting stuck."
"Kɴɪғᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀs?"
"Yeah! I'm surprised you haven't seen them. I mean, they're not actually roombas, they're duct-cleaning robots, but Kevin said 'hey, what if we strap a knife to one of these?' and it turned out to be really effective, so we stuck knives on all of 'em. Bonus: it turns out they're great at cleaning up the blood of whoever tries to get in through the ducts."
getting sad over whales instead of doing my assignment uh oh