bread being

28 | they/them | switch i bake bread and i'm not afraid of crying. nsfw posts are tagged nsfw or 'nsft'. minors dni poly 💕

[breadtickles]

i am me

18+ only, minors do not interact

i’m 27, my name’s ryan, i live in central cali, and i bake bread as one of my hobbies! i'm nonbinary (they/he), demi, and polyamorous 💖

pls tell me about anything you’re passionate about! or your day! or anything!

other things about me

i don't use 3-in-1 shampoo

my taste in music hasn't evolved past my scene phase

involuntary 24/7 subscription to adhd, pls provide 1-24 business days for my thoughts to make sense

i play animal crossing tom nook ended my career

i cook a lot

i am definitely not ticklish so you simply do not even need to try i am very ticklish 😔

if you message me using coupon code "BREADBEING", i will compliment you

i eat cereal with a big spoon bc in real life i am a little spoon

i love seeing pictures of pets

i am a real life person with hobbies, interests, opinions, and other traits that people have. proof i have a face

have a good day and be kind to yourself 💫

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[alittlespankandtickle]

Edging someone over and over again while you tickle them, and not letting them cum because “It’s just going to make you MORE ticklish! I’m being nice!”

[digitalsophie]

don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI

[tklnurse]

More flosser fun.

“Help.”

[iamnotlanuk]

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

[iamnotlanuk]

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

[iamnotlanuk]

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess

[missamyrisa2]

the tickle session mid care of fixing the ticklee's hair and fixing their clothes and telling them to breathe and tracing their giggly face while murmuring about their cuteness and how fun they are ~ before tickling them to bits all over again~<3

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[grippysockgangg-deactivated2024]

“You’re not a burden to me” send sext

[swingsetindecember]

jennette mccurdy should be allowed to hunt nickelodeon past and present execs for sport

[bewbin]

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

imagine a calico cat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

now tabby

[bugleaguechew]

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

sorry

[bumblezzzworld-deactivated20231]

I’m a bad bitch and I definitely do NOT squeak when my ears are touched

[grinderhash-deactivated20231003]

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

[giggly-k]

i want someone to tickle me like they think it’s my first time ever being tickled and they’re educating me on it. i want them to explain what’s happening, where they are going next and why. i want them to commentate and tease me for every sound or move i make. i want them to teach me eveeerything they know.

[ticklish-babygirl]

✨️ A dom/ler pulling your hands off your face while you're blushing so hard, pinning your arms gently and saying some shit like, "I want to watch your pretty face blush as I destroy you."✨️