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Anything and everything gets posted here. I haven't posted here in years and it used to be reblogs of random but I'm probably to go spew my self hatred and my BPD here enfp-t

[pikachubutch-deactivated2022032]

its been a year since that tracer gay comic but i still remember that guy on the blizzard forums that threw a tray of chicken nuggets at his mom out of grief for tracer being taken by the gays

[pikachubutch-deactivated2022032]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hotdiggedydemon]

Truly the deadliest technique in all of DBZ

[a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning]

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

[catmeme-moved]

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

[rideforminastirith]

Why you taunting the demons?! You don’t taunt them!

[memehumor]

It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

[tcup-chipped-deactivated2025010]

Lawful Evil

[distinguishedbaloney]

[poopmcdildos]

I either walk up to my cat like “hey there sweet baby girl” or “What’s up you fat bitch ready to get cuddled”

there is no in between

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[cravefoodie]

[axeystuff]

[otherwindow]

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[rudjedet]

Funnest part is when you get shit like this:

Why yes that is a text comprised of almost exclusively crocodile hieroglyphs.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

We also can’t get a coherent translation because the grammar makes absolutely no sense. Participles and Participial statements all the way. Sobek who is Crocodile of Crocodopolis who advances the Crocodile for the Crocodiles….

The crocodile hieroglyph is also used to write sovereign and an adjective meaning power…so the text is suuuuuuuper confusing.

[beautifultoastdream-deactivated]

I can’t help but wonder if the crocodile hieroglyph text (which I never knew about, that is AMAZING) is the ancient equivalent of a sestina or another complex poem form. With the crocodile symbol meaning so many different things, and the result being so difficult to translate, it might make more sense as a poem or some other stylistically rigid text.

Either that, or it was the Egyptian equivalent of a student being made to write lines on the chalkboard.

[systlin]

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not…“Shakes out chiseling hand” Take the name of Lord Sobek in vain….

[bold-sartorial-statement]

Looks like an ancient shitpost to me.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nayme is hep and wen i wryt upon the wal so smooth and wite i bless the kynnge commend his akh but then get tyred and carve the croc

[digitaldiscipline]

It’s the equivalent of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

[captainlordauditor]

this is making me think of that story that was written in order to explain why simplifying Chinese characters to one character per syllable is a really bad idea

[mishasminions]

BEST SMACKDOWN IN HISTORY

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[sassyintern]

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