The Last Something That Meant Anything

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[studynorwegian]

I’ve never been so offended in my life

(Found on @ foreignlanguagecollective on IG)

[catie-does-things]

In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.

[kaijuno]

“haha sorry I don’t have 2020 vision” none of us did :(

[cryptidfuckery]

We fucking chekovs gun-ed ourselves

[authorgirl1111]

except that meme that was like “When you realize that the year 1720, 1820, and 1920 had plagues.”

[stepchildofthesun]

Pokemnemonic

[musashi]

i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it

[megapokemonxy]

Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment.

Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic.

[irischroma]

Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all)

[primal-blaziken]

Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

[lil-peebo]

[dailytwitterposts]

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

[maxknightley]

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[telemarcs]

Norway had problems during the jury performance and weren’t allowed to perform again, if that ruined something with the jury votes i’m raging.

[tooticking]

[staliaofatreides]

Public vote said a big Fuck you to the jury huh

[whitedaisy420]

[gaysessuale]

Netherlands: wins

me, knowing that Iceland, Norway and Italy were robbed and a ballad won:

[popblank]

So what I’m getting from that is that Norway won the public vote.  Good for them!