[spaceprobepals]

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[the-half-elf-disaster]

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[kelsium]

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

[breathe-oursouls]

LITERALLY ME

[apricotshark]

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[misskiwi]

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

[nebula-cnidaria]

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[roaringstream]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

me before making an impulsive decision i’ll ultimately regret later:

[womanifesting]

[blackkandgayy]

Why is this so painfully true 😭😭

[inner]

[kim-jisoo]

#tag yourself i’m everyone

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[wnq-writers]

This year I learned to be selfish. Selfish with my time, my heart, my feelings, my mind and most importantly myself. I spent entirely too much time feeling sorry for the things I couldn’t change, wishing for things I didn’t have, and begging for people who did not deserve me. It has taken me two decades to realize I am a prize worth winning, I am a caviar dinner not a gas station hot dog. This year I’ve lost people I thought I couldn’t live without and given myself everything I needed. Next year, I hope I can learn to love myself.

ohsixonethree,  writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. (via wnq-writers)

[itscolossal]

Artist Jeremy Miranda Explores Memory and Scenes of the Northeast in His Sublime Oil Paintings

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

80% tired 20% also tired

[wordsnquotes]

Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.

Gloria Steinem (via wordsnquotes)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“obviously, we have a lot of problems we need to address”, i say, referring to one specific problem, which i created, alone