a blog of shity posts

I'm fandom trash and sarcastic as hell. he/they demi

[hachinana87]

Helmet off

[wolfythewitch]

Phm doodle requests from twt

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1

[st4rb0rnart]

Bloodymary…

Based off this tweet

[sadwetcatman]

imagine being that rogue unit murderbot swore at.

you’re already having the weirdest day of your life. a kind rogue unit freed you from your governor module and now youre fucking booking it through this torus trying not to get caught. you run into another unit, and go “here’s my chance!! i can do for it what that other unit did for me!!”

only to have that other unit promptly tell you that it, in fact, already doesnt have a gov module, then curse you out and threaten you. then it sends you a whole bunch of code packets for survival as a rogue unit and tells you your drip is atrocious.

when you finally peak at the new code packets later you realize. holy shit the style is the same. these were coded by the same person who wrote the gov module hack.

i wonder how its doing now

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[blanketcoffin]

humans consume toxins for fun regularly. freaks, the all of em

[monsterritory]

Baby

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[minart-was-taken]

On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.

[shmooseee]

carl…(foggy)

[hare-brained-schemes]

me lowkey

[almondcroissantsandink]

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt

[wolfythewitch]

Honorary eridian

[narwhalsarefalling]

Grace: Oh yeah, Rocky, I have a question!

Rocky: Yes?

Grace: What is the material of your clothing made out of? Since it doesn’t seem that you have any wool-bearing animals or cotton-like plants on Erid.

Rocky: Oh, it’s a rock with a fibrous material!

Grace: (Uh oh)

Grace: Uh, what’s the chemical composition for that rock?

Rocky: Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4

Grace, doing mental chemistry: So that’s something we call asbest- Uh oh.

Grace, thinking back to the Rocky-shaped weighted plushie he got from Adrian for his birthday last year: Uh Oh.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Rocky: Is something wrong, question?

Grace: I am pretty sure that your clothing can give me cancer

Rocky: Oh-shit.mp3

[narwhalsarefalling]

Adrian: Grace does not like Soft Rocky, question?

Grace: No, no, I absolutely love it. It’s just that Soft Rocky can get me sick if I stay around it too long. See on earth we have this thing called Mesothelioma-

[hugehibiscus]

still au!!

my beautiful princess cutie Theraphosidae Technoblade!!!

[carrotcake-systems]

rewatching techno‘s smp earth streams and i still love them so much like

tommy: blade. can i call you blade?

techno: no.

awkward pause

techno: that was my father‘s name.

tommy: blade jr.