“Ok honey, it’s time to come clean. I bet you were wondering why I insisted on having the wedding on this particular day, even though it’s a Thursday and a lot of our guests had to take off work. Well, the truth is I’m very regular, and I knew months ago that this is the day I would be ovulating. Yep, I planned the whole wedding, and inconvenienced a hundred people, just so you could impregnate your bride on your wedding night. It’s my gift to you, honey. You deserve it, after I drove you crazy with the wedding planning. So come here, and spoil your wife’s body. I surrendered it to you today, so make it swell with your child!”
















