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@brennarose-blog1
Yes, that's fine! So I'll put you on a full hiatus until the 17th and just check in at some point around that day, then I'll change it to a semi for the remainder of the time!
You are the BEST!! Thank you so much I appreciate it! :)
Your fave is problematic: Phoebe Berry. Instead of talking about her feelings and facing them head on she buries herself in work and various activities to ignore the fact that she has feelings at all and pretends everything is okay.
This is just a PSA as to why I have not been gracing you all with my presence, your girl has been busy as a little bumble bee, but Iām finally forcing myself to take a break. Maybe Iāll sit on my butt and watch Netflix and eat pizza, maybe Iāll go have a drink and eat burritos. Who knows. How has everyone else been though?
Youāre not planning on Netflix and pizza or margs and āritos without me, are you? Iāve suffered some serious Phoebe withdrawals the past few days, and I could eat pizza and/or burritos literally anytime.
To be fair you arenāt wrong. There are some seriously ugly babies out there.
Ugh, Iām glad Iām not alone in thinking this!
He certainly has his moments of being completely precious, but then again I think most baby/toddlers do.
I mean, Iām going to sound like such a bitch, but Iāve seen some pretty obnoxious-slash-ugly babies walking around this city. Like zombies. Ugly zombie babies.
Just kidding, Iām exhausted, I donāt even know what Iām saying anymore. Iām sure Orion is presh. Canāt wait to meet him.
Iāve come to understand that my life is incredibly boring. So we can just pretend that I just shared with you a wonderfully entertaining story and we can go from there.Ā
Aw, lies. I just thought of two ways to make your life more interesting. 1. Girl Scout cookies. 2. Coffee. And hereās a bonus number three, DUNK your Samoas in said coffee. Okay, granted, itās not the most interesting thing you could do, but arguably it IS the most delicious.
so, the other day, i saw one of my regular customers at the grocery store and he was using the fuckinā handicap spot to park, pretending he was a gimp. i know for the fact that the dude walks fine because he chases the young girls around the bar pretty much everyday. seriously, some people.
Ew, Luke. People are gross. And heās gross for multiple reasons. Nobody likes a womanizing fraud.Ā
I hope his food rots.
@darcyfabray: @bbrose Well then, we know where your heads at. I didn't mean it that way.
@darcyfabray: @bbrose Is "a way" uncomfortable, or turned on? Important distinction.
@bbrose: @darcyfabray turned on, you know?
@bbrose: @darcyfabray Like, whenever someone says "make me" you just want them to pin you to a mattress and start making out with you. Or maybe that's just me?
@itsgretchbetch: @bbrose Mondays are the worst, honestly. What happens Tuesday and Wednesday?
@bbrose: @itsgretchbetch literally nothing. The bar regulars come in and put a smile on my face, but we don't get a big enough crowd to celebrate the awesomeness that is karaoke.
It turns out if your two and a half year old has a nightmare, he will crawl into your bed. And he will ask you to read him three different stories and sing two lullabies before he passes out again. Long story short, Iām awake. Orion is fast asleep.
Aw, thatās kind of precious! Just saying.
@darcyfabray: @bbrose #MakeMe
@bbrose: @darcyfabray okay can I be honest?
@bbrose: @darcyfabray that phrase makes me feel a way
@bbrose: @darcyfabray like the words "make me" are so sexually charged I can't even
@bbrose: @darcyfabray just saying
@itsgretchbetch: @bbrose Your bar does not seem to like adhering to the laws of time. Is every day Thursday?
@bbrose: Thursday-Sunday is Thursday. We're back to Monday today. Gross. If we had to get rid of any day, I feel like Monday would be the day to dump.
Brenna āļø Owen
Owen: I said I was taking a piss not jerking off, relax.
Brenna: That's even worse ew gross - stop planting this nasty images in my head!
Thank you. Can I ask about theĀ ālack-of-heartā thing, though? Youāve got me curious. Did you lose it in a ball pit?
No, I just donāt have one. I donāt do crushes. I donāt have feelings. Well, romantic feelings, more specifically.
Brenna āļø Owen
Owen: I drank enough water to piss every 5 minutes for a whole hour straight.
Brenna: That's a visual I really could have done w/o, bro
@elijahswhit: @bbrose so you're fancy?
@bbrose: @elijahswit You know. Nails done, hair done, everything big.
@bbrose: @elijahswit If by "hair done" you mean I somehow got wine in my hair tn and smell like a fermented grape.
@darcyfabray: @bbrose Why does everyone love Bohemian Rhapsody? It's a terrible song.
@bbrose: @darcyfabray YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Iāve got all night and a day off tomorrow, people! Send me your worst.
