Paranormal Weather Report
H-hello dear citizens, it’s been a while! It’s me, your humble weather reporting… uh, what was my name supposed to be again? …Thaaora! Yes, that is my name. I knew that, of course! For I, Thaaora, have absolutely not been fired and sent to the Sanctum for repeatedly failing to deliver weather reports… That would totally never happen!
Anyway, onward to the prognosis for this week! Or month… Or year… Who even knows, it’s not like we’ve ever delivered accurate reports… Yes, okay, there’s no need for whips here as I whip out this naturally completely accurate report! Sheesh…
This week’s weather brings us a storm of a special kind: Raining candy! Now, while this might sound absolutely fantastic at first, I must warn everyone to watch out for the fierce wind accompanying the “rain”. The candy-missiles could reach ferocious velocities and might actually pose a danger to unsuspecting citizens. Please make sure to bring a candy-proof umbrella with you at all times – or a finely woven sturdy bag, to collect your share of these sugary treats.
Did I do my part right? No need for punishments, right? … wait, the microphone is still—— *beeeeeeeeep*
- totally “Thaaora”, Weather Reporting Imp
Weather Update - Urgent!!!
It’s raining cakes! I repeat, it’s raining cakes!
As if the ongoing showers of downpouring candy hadn’t been annoying enough, now whole pastries are crushing down on our heads like there’s no tomorrow! Rumours say the sugary storm originated around the laboratories… which t-totally doesn’t imply that the crazy scientists there are to blame! I would never dare to imply that! Absolutely not!
Seriously though, those scientists have been messing up a lot lately, don’t you think it’s suspicious? What are they even— oh no, the microphone— *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
- totally “Thaaora”, Weather Reporting Imp












