Brewtopian Living

40 / San Francisco / Doing my best

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[deboracabral]

Happy Hogswatch friends 

[everythingfox]

Hungry bois

(via)

[gaylor-moon]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Whoever outed this man is probably really, really wishing they hadn't.

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[ryebreadgf]

[will-of-this-heart]

[seabassapologist]

All I’m saying is that we’ve never seen Hozier and Dolly Parton in the same room before, so…….

[ashstfu]

anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021

[oni-queen]

I remember a boat and that’s about it.

[truestoriesaboutme]

The boat was this year??

[brewtopian]

I was writing a letter and can only place events of the year on a timeline of my job hunt. 

And I still got some of them wrong. 

[anxietyproblem]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[zanahoriabaila]

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

[official-lucifers-child]

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

[theevenprime]

A gaydar that actually works like radar/sonar, also. Like, it sends out a ping and watches for a response. Not regular gaydar, which is basically like night-vision or false-coloration.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[persephinae]

Please read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books

[brewtopian]

They get so much better, after already starting this good. 

[yekkes]

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

[yekkes]

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

[sarcastic-socialist]

I’m a man and if I had a girlfriend I would be the most loving partner in existence, out of a fear of justified lesbians if nothing else

[yekkes]

As You Should Be

[brewtopian]

[electric57821]

[guysmoslow]

[x]

[the-bloodless-arcanist]

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

[graindedsoul]

[aellagirl]

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

[blackdragon-sama]

i never had marshmallows, but are you supposed to actually /burn/ them? i thought you just held them over the fire until they go soft and maybe a little brown?

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Most people prefer to toast them that way… I burn them, eat the burned part, re-burn the next layer, until I run out of marshmallow.

Then I toast a couple properly- so they’re hot all the way through and not completely on fire- for s’mores purposes.

[gothiccharmschool]

I don’t think I can properly express HOW MUCH I love this video.