This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.
That Guy Was Too Creepy & I Can’t Risk It
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost

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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Product Placement
art blog(derogatory)
Cosmic Funnies

titsay
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Andulka

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@brianaw2014
This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.
That Guy Was Too Creepy & I Can’t Risk It
what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
have you not seen HowToBasic? @fruityjampaws
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
All day everyday.
Source: Awwww Pets
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.
Things You Forgot You Used To Do
I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.
Why you gotta hurt me like this
I remember all of this…it’s so weird thinking back on this now…
I feel old
It feels so weird to think that there are people who are teenagers now who don’t remember any of this O.o
I’M NOT THAT OLD BUT I DID ALL OF IT
THE MOMENT WHEN.....
I realized I was no longer a kid because I was talking to my nephew about Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood and he responds with “you mean Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood” 0.0 </3
“How many m&ms are in the bowl? Winner gets the lot #m&ms #challenge #guessinggame”
Personal hobby of mine involves outing and sorting m&ms. I have a spreadsheet with 15 entries thus far not including one I shall input later, but this batch is only 2 out of the 15. If you want to see the spreadsheet, like or reblog and I will show you my secrets
Probably the easiest way to fuck with non native English speakers #cursive #backwards #uselesstalent #comeatme #ineedalife
WHY I NEED MY OWN SPACE
1. So my parents won’t breathe down my neck
2. So I can claim some sort of sanity
3. So I can have a day without anyone bearing down on me to clean or do shit
4. So I can not wear pants for a whole fucking day
5. So I can purchase my own food without judgement
6. So I can be independent
7. So I can have friends over
8. So I can let friends stay if they need a place to go
9. So I can live my own life
and the most important:
10. So I can have unlimited sex with my boyfriend and not worry about parents or roommates walking in on us or limiting our time together
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
OMG THIS IS BACK IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS A LONG TIME SO LAST YEAR I MADE A WISH AND IT WORKS OK SO I WANTED a canon camera but my DAD DOESNT WANT TO BUY IT FOR ME, 2 DAYS LATER HE GOT ME A CANON 600D
ok now I wish…
OMG I JUST REALIZED WHY WHITE SUPREMACY IS ATTEMPTING TO BE OR EVER WAS A THING! IT’S THE LITTLE MAN COMPLEX.
See, pale skin has been a relatively minor skin complexion. There are definitely more people of color in the world than white people. So why do white people have the power? Because 1) they claim to be pure which makes sense since white is associated with purity, and 2) because they claimed it. White people certainly aren’t the only ones to have wanted power because there was the Persian empire, the Egyptian empire, the Mongolian empire, the Aztecs and Incas, even Native Americans have sought after power. But like Napoleon Bonaparte, size doesn’t matter. Think of the Ku Klux Klan. Why were they successful if they were a minority? Because they were all concentrated in one area which made their numbers seem larger. It’s a defense mechanism.
My idea for a possible tattoo
Its finally happened. Someone has deemed me worthy of their adoration. He's in bed with me now. And boy is he beautiful. Its too soon to say anything but this man is so amazing in many ways. He is selfless, honest, trustworthy, hardworking, loyal, strong, independent, he is so amazing I sometimes fear he may leave me. But even if he did, I would not regret a single minute of this relationship. I am so pleased to know this man. It makes me happy. Now I'm going to stop writing and go back to holding him because he needs some attention.
What happens when I text my friends
R.I.P. to all the muslim and black people killed outta ignorance
R.I.P. to all humans killed outta ignorance
Ultimate Pi Time! Happy Pi Day!!! π=3.141592653