🌈peaches & cunt🍑

anxious mess.✌️

[jdragsky]

[carrie-kelley-deserved-better]

[tohightotry]

Ladies get you a man who will take note of you playing in the mud and sculpting the clay every time a pipe in the ground needs fixed and sincerely offers to dig you a mud pit just to play in despite being worn out from digging through the hell clay to fix the pipe

[tohightotry]

Fiancé took macarons I made to work to share today and one guy went in to get another and there were none left so he went to the French bakery down the street and got some and then said he likes mine a lot better and asked if I could try and make a tres leches flavor and another guy asked how much it would be to get me to bake a whole batch just for him and since this was my second time making them (the first time being several years ago) I can’t even describe how happy it makes me to know they liked them so much☺️☺️☺️

[littlealienproducts]

Fun, easy-to-follow sewing patterns by RosieTaylorCrafts

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

[clubconsent]

You've heard of protagonists who are genre-savvy. Now get ready for protagonists who are outright genre-saboteurs.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Lockpicking lawyer never shows you how to break the law. It is perfectly legal to know and practice lock picking.

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[memeuplift]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

My grandma would scold me for not saying please and thank you to Siri

[theprofessional-amateur]

I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

[theprofessional-amateur]

SEXY HEALTHY COOKING

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want to see this legal battle

We can’t do anything about hate speech but if there is consensual sexual activity involved!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want the details about how this was discovered because it has a real “I saw the professor at the devil’s sacrament” “girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀" vibe

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

I know this is funny haha to a lot of people but I need yall to really internalize that this is a gentle example of what happens to sex workers. This is a white man in his 50s who turned to sex work for fun and lost his professional career. Now imagine how fucked it is for disabled impoverished sex workers to advertise themselves in a way that separates their identities and lives from their real ones because if they can't they're barred from most other jobs if ANYONE happens to find out. Aside from jobs, imagine how this affects custody battles and abuse cases and housing availability. Maybe it seems like everyone and their dog has an onlyfans and a pornhub channel and things are cool now, but we live under a christofash oligarchy and sex workers will always be trampled and spat on by most of society. This story is absurd but this isn't funny at all.

[venpyr]

"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

[eerian-sadow]

This isn't Instagram, my darlings. It's not considered creepy (except by people imported from Instagram and frankly they need to learn the culture HERE before trying to boss anyone around) or weird or particularly distressing. Many of us don't even look at our notifications to realize that you've done it.

And frankly, I put that on my blog to bring me some joy. If it brings you joy too, put it on your blog along with the next fifty posts in the same theme. (If you're reblogging my fics, thank you, I love you 3000.)

[tohightotry]

Fiancé got me flowers🥰

[tohightotry]

The steam cleaner my mom ordered me for Xmas got here today and omg i love it so much, I am steam cleaning everything I possibly can from now on

[tohightotry]

Manipulative abusive ex now spreading a bunch of lies to everyone she can about what happened to make us look like terrible people when she planned all of it from before our relationship even started and abused and used the shit out of us and we gave in to her every fucking whim and took all her abuse for over a fucking year and it’s been a few months since we broke up and she can’t just grow the fuck up and stop harassing us just cause her cruel plan to ruin my relationship with my fiancé and take him all to herself didn’t work 🤬😤

[bettedavisgf]

want to cry for real

[that-house]

they're so right... kitties are experts at soft...

[tohightotry]

Got them all clean and ready to use 😍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

[tohightotry]

Sister inherited fiesta ware she didn’t want and gave it to me cause she knows I’ve always dreamt of having a kitchen full of it and I’ve finally been able to lead test it all and only one bowl was positive for lead! I’ve only got this stack of plates and the mugs clean so far but every time I pass by them it makes my brains happy center light up🥰

[tohightotry]

My mom said she’ll get me steam cleaner for Xmas! I’m so fucking excited, I won’t need flare causing cleaners and I’ll be able to get more done before I need a break cause they clean quicker/easier 🥳☺️

I’m ganna steam clean the shit out my oven so hard it won’t know what hit it😈