block of jello

it goes wobble (she/they)

[ammnontet]

the killer

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[introvertia]

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[rimonoroni2]

reading the 1999 mara jade comics. this lady is great. she's like no its fine i love being isolated and killing who my master says to kill no i totally like not having any friends and being a weapon of the empire. its totally my faaaaaaavorite thing! like hm i think the lady doth protest too much

[rimonoroni2]

luke eventually falling in love with this woman is so funny. i couldn’t save my dad from the dark side but maybe i can lead my wife into the light. strangest allocation of daddy issues that i’ve ever seen but also deeply interesting

[rimonoroni2]

favorite part of those comics is when somebody who has her prisoner is like TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT EMPEROR PALPATINE and she tells them his favorite type of classical music. queen shit mara keep it up

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[legionofpotatoes]

Normandy's Ascent

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[therustyskull]

I feel like this photo implies that somehow the Canada geese are involved in this.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

[zaprowsdower27]

"Telling a fabricated story that audiences want to hear rather than anything faithful to actual facts about relevant history" is the most authentic experience a PT Barnum movie could possibly have been, though

[bitethetablet]

geese

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[magicalnursekomugi]

[itsbasil]