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There is a Nandos on every street. They are all cheeky. You do not know what makes them cheeky. Each houses a garrison of lads. You do not want to enter, but you cannot resist a cheeky Nandos. The smell of banter and peri peri overwhelms you.

A meerkat is trying to sell you...

billyteddys

british humour

dfs sale

bake off

cheeky nandos w/ the lads

BANTER

freddos prices

dick and dom

the government

no likey, no lighty

u wanna go m8 i’ll bash ye fokin head in

the stig

eurovision

sOGGY BOTTOMS

shes2sensitive

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

hellochameleon-deactivated20161

So my boyfriend did a thing.

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

;u;

imaginarybatman

That is the most adorable thing ever.

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orrisrootpowder-deactivated2013

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

uylg

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

nasadad-deactivated20130813

No you’re not

obeyev1l

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

lollipopatrice-deactivated20210

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

sweetenedcondensedhomo

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

holligenet

Bees are dying off in an alarming rate and we need to do everything we can to help them. If they’re not around to pollinate our food crops, we are truly screwed.

everydayconman

daylightdreamscape

chokinghazardisdead-deactivated

look at the guy in the bottom gif

its like his soul has finally come back to its body

blookmallow

I was going to reblog this anyway because it was funny enough on its own

but that guy

#omg

w-arden-deactivated20190519

like the problem with the tumblr community is that no one is allowed to safely fuck up

if i was my uneducated ignorant little 14 year old self y’all would have ripped me a new one and probably scarred me for life

and that’s so scary tbh, that a community of...

lookintothemind-deactivated2015

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING STOP AND READ THIS

Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.

Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.

ITS COMPLETELY FREE Site

Apps

SPREAD THIS, DONT JUST “LIKE IT”

alexanderp-turner

#cinnamon roll

shakespeare-sucks-deactivated20

going for a cheeky nandos with the lads but your chicken tastes salty cos you and your mates can’t stop crying over the tories taking the banter out of britain